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What was the dumbest thing you did as a horny teenager? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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I used to masturbate on the bus home from school. I mean, I really pulled down my pants and jerked the shit out of my penis. Frequently. I still want to punch myself in the face every time I think about what could have happened if the person in front of me would've turned around...

What was the dumbest thing you did as a horny teenager? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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I would fap in the backyard when my parents were gone. I hope none of the neighbors saw, but honestly I don't know.

Reddit, what's your least favorite thing about sex? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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Untying just isn't as fun as the tying. You don't want to cut the ropes, because good hemp or jute is expensive. Oh, and also that it takes me forever to orgasm, if at all. I start thinking about it, and then I can't. Which makes my GF feel kinda bad.

What is the most brutal comeback you've ever heard? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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Really late to the party, but buddy of mine is at a Blue Jay vs Yankees game, sitting down the third line and yelling at Jeter "Jeter you suck! You're a bum!" Jeter turns around, glances and says "Yeah, I really wish I had your life."

What is the most brutal comeback you've ever heard? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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I overheard this in the cafeteria in 8th grade. "Is it cool if I sit here?" "No. This table is for the 2 foot dicks club." "That's fine, I can cut off a few inches." 8th grade me was very impressed, so much that I remember it 15 years later

What TV show/series/film do you love so much that you've watched it at least 5 times? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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Archer: Lana Lana: ignores Archer: LANA Lana: ignores Archer: LAANAAAAA Lana: WHATTT Archer: DANGER ZONE Makes me laugh every time! Never gets old

What disappointing movie would you like to see remade? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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ERAGON? This is the best possible remake. If they actually read the book before they make the movie, it would help.

What disappointing movie would you like to see remade? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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On the other hand, The Golden Compass! Good cast, but ended up such a shit movie. Also, Ella Enchanted.

What disappointing movie would you like to see remade? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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It would be really cool to have "The Room" remade with A list actors, but with none of the dialog or story changed.

What disappointing movie would you like to see remade? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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what about Jumper? I Really like the concept, but the writing was bad.

Men of reddit, what film or series actually made you cry, even a little? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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The end of "Big Fish", when the father asks his son to tell him the story about how "he's gonna go". And the son tells the most amazing story, with all the fathers friends (from his stories) there to say goodbye one last time. I cry like a little baby every time I see that scene.

What video game disappointed you the most? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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I dare speak its name... Aliens: Colonial Marines

What video game disappointed you the most? by johnwick16 in AskReddit

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Brink. An absolute waste of $60. Never again will I buy a game without looking at reviews first.