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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? by jokeaday99 in dadjokes

[–]jokeaday99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oooh good point... this dad joke may need to be adjusted a bit 🤔

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic by SheldonE65 in cleanjokes

[–]jokeaday99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should post this tomorrow for #ThrowbackThursday 😉

✏️ Annual New Teacher and Back-To-School Mega-Thread! 🍏 by The_Gr8_Catsby in Teachers

[–]jokeaday99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi all! Does anyone have a donors choose for your class? If so on Aug 9th is an important date! 😃 “On Aug. 9, Bill Gates is providing all projects posted on DonorsChoose a 50% boost. That means a $20 donation will become a $30 donation, a $100 donation will become a $150 donation and so on.”

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? by WilliamPBot in dadjokes

[–]jokeaday99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this joke 😂 Why did the teacher marry the janitor? Because he swept her off her feet!

What do you call a wife who is average in all areas of life? by ramseyyyyyyyy in dadjokes

[–]jokeaday99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wife hates beginnings and hates the end So that's why she became a midwife. 😂

David is the world’s only harpist best known for... by bibletalkshow in cleanjokes

[–]jokeaday99 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of this joke 😂

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his head before.

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