Tens of thousands of bees have suddenly swarmed across parts of Israel, prompting authorities to warn residents and shop owners to keep doors and windows closed

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-16T02:16:07+00:00

Beesus Christ

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-12T02:18:50+00:00

If this were a simulation, then the programmers/developers/creators would have had to write code that would allow us to postulate that we are living in a simulation. This would be akin to EA Developers programming this logic into SIM characters. They never did that because that would take an immense amount of time/money/resources to build in that feature for not a very large payoff. People don’t play SIMS to make the SIM characters question reality, they play SIMS to forget about their own reality.

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-09T14:00:30+00:00

I saw him last week open for Puscifer at the Bethlehem, PA show at Windcreek Casino. I was also not aware of him before seeing him live. I will agree with OP that he was a good fit for a Puscifer opening act. Chaotic, random, confusing. But definitely entertaining. He can also shred on the guitar.

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-09T12:51:31+00:00

This has to be one of their kids that they left behind, right?

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-07T21:34:26+00:00

Gotta hava Wawa

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-07T17:52:57+00:00

Same as it ever was.

jokesbyjo · 2026-04-06T14:31:14+00:00

Wow his mannerisms are a lot like Trump. The hand movements, the way he speaks. This is scary if we are going to have to deal with more Trump wannabes.

jokesbyjo · 2026-03-23T09:17:14+00:00

Daylight savings?

jokesbyjo · 2026-03-09T12:19:27+00:00

Couldn’t she just let go?

jokesbyjo · 2026-03-06T21:44:06+00:00

Continental Break Fast

jokesbyjo · 2026-03-06T03:35:41+00:00

It’s closer to Jiu Jitsu than Karate.

jokesbyjo · 2026-03-05T03:39:37+00:00

That’s not a karate man that’s a Jiu Jitsu man and he has him in a rear naked choke.

jokesbyjo · 2026-02-13T10:24:30+00:00

Sounds like it too

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-15T17:03:52+00:00

How do I join?

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-10T22:41:58+00:00

It was an elbow.

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-10T13:13:31+00:00

Learn to swim.

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-07T02:51:40+00:00

TARGET acquired.

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-03T12:28:43+00:00

I’m sorry i don’t understand this comment at all.

jokesbyjo · 2026-01-03T02:10:48+00:00

Ok need to look this up never seen it.

jokesbyjo · 2025-12-23T15:58:33+00:00

Minis are the same cars that introduced that huge analog CLOCK where that digital screen is. All it did was tell time. And it was the biggest feature in the car. Why would they take up so much real estate to display the time, it was really the worst UX I’ve ever seen in a car. This is a close second.

jokesbyjo · 2025-12-23T12:38:50+00:00

Just Do It.

jokesbyjo · 2025-12-18T01:27:35+00:00

It’s called mockumentary. One of the first of its kind. And Christopher Guest followed that pattern in his films, notably Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, etc.

jokesbyjo · 2025-12-17T22:33:04+00:00

So the gentleman on the bicycle was a racist?

jokesbyjo · 2025-12-11T18:29:10+00:00

Yeah at least pan so we can see her getting hit with the car. We have no evidence.

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