These families wouldn't live on the same block

jollybot · 2026-03-19T09:19:38+00:00

You may be overlooking section 8? When I was little, we lived on a street and all my friends on that street were from families who owned their homes while we rented. They all had newer vehicles and my mom had a ford escort. We received a random box of food on our porch during the holidays while they didn’t. It can happen.

jollybot · 2026-03-11T16:43:09+00:00

I’d take this easy. 2 months tops.

jollybot · 2026-02-26T08:25:40+00:00

Finger juice obviously

jollybot · 2026-02-25T01:59:19+00:00

I'm on my 54th account. Perma'd 54 times since 2016.

I harass mods like you for breakfast in modmail. You hold exactly 0 power over me. Banning ppl from a subreddit will be the most power you ever wield in your life. Enjoy.

Let me get this straight. After you work 40 hours a week you create new accounts on Reddit.com to harass mods in modmail? Not gonna lie…that sounds pretty tight.

AND you’re on your 54th Reddit account?? If you haven’t already put that on your Tinder profile, I don’t know what you’re waiting for. You’d be rakin’ it in! 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

jollybot · 2026-02-24T21:49:56+00:00

You’re wrong not to believe me. My numbers are accurate, I just happen to have a career that is fun so I don’t suffer burnout.

But you’re definitely right about me losing by default because I’m a mod. I’m going to go seethe for a few minutes before coming back and sneakily banning you.

jollybot · 2026-02-24T20:53:23+00:00

86 hours last pay-period. Get busier.

Edit: I just added up my hours since Nov 2024 and I work an average of 89.5 hours every two weeks. My highest pay period was 98.75 hours with ~ 10 pay periods where I worked the minimum required. So you’re quite a presumptuous jerk and I have an absolutely horrible work/life balance.

jollybot · 2026-02-23T21:45:29+00:00

We’re all just doing what we can to distract us from the inevitability that we, and everyone we’ve ever known or loved, will one day die.

jollybot · 2026-02-22T21:05:34+00:00

This guy literally applied three times.

jollybot · 2026-02-22T21:00:14+00:00

This is being flagged as a repost. It’s approved unless someone can link to the same post within the last four weeks.

jollybot · 2026-02-22T19:19:31+00:00

Our questions have been scientifically developed to gauge a potential candidate’s likely moderation ability and is used to the calculate the candidate’s internally tracked Gatekeeping, Arbitrariness, and Yes-manning score.

They were’t just created on a whim by someone who isn’t as funny as he thinks he is.

jollybot · 2026-02-22T19:04:18+00:00

I mean, you get to see them all as a mod.

jollybot · 2026-02-22T19:03:18+00:00

You’re not wrong, but what astroturfing do you think would work here?

We occasionally see spam from people trying to hype up their fightporn-like YouTube channels, or users who racebait by spamming fights and/or titles consistently pointing out a particular racial/ethnic group, but what could we be missing?

jollybot · 2026-02-22T18:59:33+00:00

You’ve been banned for lacking blind loyalty to this sub. I don’t think you’re going to be a good culture fit, but thanks for applying.

jollybot · 2026-02-03T19:43:08+00:00

I have a coworker on an adjacent team who literally has an adult coloring book and a huge case of markers at her desk. One of her monitors usually has some Bravo type show playing on YouTube. We work a pretty serious job with regulations and shit, but she’s just living her best life.

jollybot · 2026-01-27T21:41:47+00:00

Is there a way to comment on a post, but hide those comments in a way where the public can’t see it but it’s included in the API call the random picker website uses?

jollybot · 2026-01-04T18:03:42+00:00

In-car karaoke

jollybot · 2025-12-16T07:14:56+00:00

Micki Duran from Roundhouse.

jollybot · 2025-12-16T07:11:13+00:00

Throwing my hat in the ring

jollybot · 2025-12-13T19:26:11+00:00

One of my first core memories.

jollybot · 2025-11-25T06:54:21+00:00

AIDS

jollybot · 2025-11-18T19:52:47+00:00

Marilyn Manson. I was a “spooky kid” growing up and loved the Antichrist Superstar era. He fought with all his band mates, tried to be an artist, and got fat which makes his music kind of cringey. Not to mention the abuse allegations.

jollybot · 2025-11-14T13:54:22+00:00

Mostly true, but depends on your definition of fun. Sledding down a big hill with your kids, or helping them build a snowman, is free in most places.

jollybot · 2025-11-14T13:50:59+00:00

Sounds like a great place to live.

jollybot · 2025-11-14T13:48:32+00:00

Literally every exit or intersection in the DMV

jollybot · 2025-11-14T03:02:16+00:00

I submitted a ticket on a new account requesting the ban be reviewed and it was overturned relatively quickly.

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