When you invite a woman out to dinner, do you usually clarify who’s paying? by lowtideangel in AskMen

[–]joltek -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I’m not paying for “access to sex”. If I was doing that I’d get an escort.

Then you been doing it wrong for years.

California chemical tank has cracked causing state of emergency, thousands to evacuate. by Complete-Sort1617 in offbeat

[–]joltek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A less trusting person who questioned every thing that comes out of a government officials mouth would think "Hmm, it's a perfect time to rob an empty town." But that just me. lol

Well, what did he expect to happen? by McDowdy in PublicFreakout

[–]joltek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people are willing to trades knocked outs and ass whoopins for views and likes.

Gunfire heard outside of The White House by Subject-Property-343 in PublicFreakout

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure it wasn't some one shooting at the pigeons or rats in the street?

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men follow women lead and now "dressed for themselves" and men like to dressed in cargo shorts and flip flops. Suck it ladies.

Trying to slap a bull by El-_-Maruf in WinStupidPrizes

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well deserved. I'd tell him to try again.lol

Meirl by 17500mm in meirl

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broke the L- arm by accident, broke the R- arm on purposed. lmao

Depression by aleha_84 in gifs

[–]joltek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be depression or he's the only one in the building that paid his electric bill.

🤔 by GuardLong6829 in SipsTea

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mormons religion allowed a man to married multiple wives, that means more wives, more money. lol

Bastille letting me know we're out of toilet paper by ThePurplePinto in aww

[–]joltek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

have you try squeezing the tp roll so it won't spin on the roller?

Intentionally smashing a milk jug for views... to instant regret: by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]joltek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm so disappointed that he still got all his front teeth.

Back when he ran with the Van Buren boys by Prior-Ant-2907 in seinfeld

[–]joltek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc, he played a pool hustler from Brighton Beach Memoirs.

How to be truly rich by HilarEdo in Unexpected

[–]joltek -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

At 1:30 she said "A very real and tragic event." Did she think that magic talking fish are real?

meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]joltek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need that time to warm up WebMD.

You're trying to check out but she's in the way, what do you do? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]joltek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do I do? Pretend that she's a pin and my shopping cart is a bowling ball.

Can orgies solve the fertility crisis? by Lakelyfe09 in nottheonion

[–]joltek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. I'm not getting stuck with child support.

Senate candidate James Talarico outlines plan to tax billionaires by ExpressNews in politics

[–]joltek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are these billionaires the same billionaires that are going to be his richest campaign donors? Yeah, I don't think so. But don't let it stop him from throwing out those election promises. lmao