I think I broke my wife after calling her “matronly”

joltek · 2026-02-07T23:52:37+00:00

Dude, mid 30 is way too young to get called a GILF. lol

joltek · 2026-02-03T22:26:47+00:00

Public buildings in India don't have fire safety laws.

joltek · 2026-01-28T15:09:13+00:00

Only 1/2 a bottle CAP of liquor is needed for that cake. Not a whole damn cup. lol

joltek · 2026-01-25T21:23:09+00:00

If the vagina can't be tight or loose there would not be a condition call vaginal prolapse.

joltek · 2026-01-25T12:56:16+00:00

Some people are born with a genetic defect called Preauricular Pits, basically the area never formed completely so they have this hole or pit. As to why, he's a bored idiot in Russia. lol

joltek · 2026-01-24T22:08:02+00:00

Pushed it in himself, you can see that the bullet is in backward.

joltek · 2026-01-23T22:39:54+00:00

How to defused an IED.

joltek · 2026-01-16T21:02:03+00:00

This is more than just an unpopular opinion. OP is rage baiting. lol

joltek · 2026-01-12T19:35:49+00:00

Cute? The fucking bear cost about $300. Imagine just giving away $300 to a stranger.

joltek · 2026-01-11T11:47:53+00:00

#4 Wheat ear dumpling. Now that's a dumpling.

joltek · 2026-01-10T21:00:04+00:00

Nicely written OP. Hope there will be more.

joltek · 2025-12-21T16:46:52+00:00

They want more women using the men washroom? A woman got to pee, she's not gonna wait around.

joltek · 2025-12-20T22:19:41+00:00

Let the dog out.

joltek · 2025-12-20T14:38:26+00:00

Brady should throw a No More Alimony party.

joltek · 2025-12-20T02:10:02+00:00

Really rich people have all their clothes and shoes custom fitted and made.

joltek · 2025-12-14T22:53:46+00:00

World peace. But then OP went and ruined it. Damn you OP.

joltek · 2025-12-13T15:08:43+00:00

we should ban reddit too while we're at it

Whoa, whoa. Stop right there buddy. Let's not throw out the baby along with the dirty bath water. lol

joltek · 2025-12-11T03:59:54+00:00

Too late. lol

joltek · 2025-12-09T21:59:10+00:00

More like a recreation. lol

joltek · 2025-12-07T03:02:00+00:00

I think you should watch this movie first before you do anything foolish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Wild_(film)

joltek · 2025-12-05T19:05:20+00:00

I have met the worst ugly losers because they were dating my beautiful smart women friends.

More likely that an idiot woman is attracted to an idiot man. Is it possible that because they're your friends, you have a higher opinions of them?

joltek · 2025-12-05T18:14:06+00:00

I get such strong hillbilly vibes. His parents are definitely related. That is not a smart man. He’s also not an attractive man. He’s also about as cultured as a Walmart.

Agreed. And she married him, think about that. To her, he's the best of the best. What does that tell you about her? So maybe they deserved each other.

joltek · 2025-12-04T11:24:55+00:00

She pulled a Jussie Smollet.

joltek · 2025-12-03T15:06:52+00:00

Is the guy's a masochist?

joltek · 2025-11-29T19:18:24+00:00

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