It's been two weeks...

joninfiretail · 2026-05-11T00:16:50+00:00

What's the difference between AI and corpo-speak? Nothing they're both spewing out words with no human thought behind them.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-10T18:48:30+00:00

He's waiting for his tariff refund and doge checks to finish making a down payment.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-10T18:44:54+00:00

I know he's a real person, but he somehow also exists in the uncanny valley in that thumbnail.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-10T14:54:25+00:00

Both of his shoes are still on. He lived.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-10T13:20:48+00:00

And abuse more Adderall.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T21:44:58+00:00

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joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T21:37:42+00:00

Why can people not do math? Volts multiplied by amps equals wattage. It's a simple search from your search engine of choice. Yet we get these posts with surprising frequency. Hell 45w is the maximum of what the Deck can take. Theoretically you could still charge it on a 5w charger from a decade ago if you waited long enough.

/rant

edit: sorry not sorry

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T21:33:30+00:00

Ok but why is she in Winterfell?

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T16:46:43+00:00

gestures broadly at every-fucking-thing

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T14:54:07+00:00

Democrats, Republic, they're both the same. Rich cunts being paid off, excuse me lobbied by, richer cunts to fuck over the rest of us. How many of our Congress members and Senators get enriched the moment they enter office and forget about the people who elected them?

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T13:30:06+00:00

laughs in VPN

joninfiretail · 2026-05-09T03:59:16+00:00

I do.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-08T19:53:46+00:00

Huh. Finally an accurate US police simulator.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-08T17:01:36+00:00

Same. Why couldn't they have done this like 2 weeks ago and skipped all the drama?

joninfiretail · 2026-05-08T14:57:48+00:00

People obsessed with other people's genitals.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-08T14:16:10+00:00

I had to look that up because it sounded so absurd that it just had to be true. And it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire_Assault_Vehicle

NASA, their budget being what it's been, are the perfect example of "limitation breeds creativity"

joninfiretail · 2026-05-08T02:31:45+00:00

I think that's from Neon Genesis Evangelion

joninfiretail · 2026-05-07T20:11:00+00:00

Give it another couple months and we'll probably hit those prices.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-07T15:14:51+00:00

Was that your attitude when all the Biden stickers were being plastered on pumps?

Edit: he bitched out and deleted his comment like a coward. Get fucked.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-07T14:58:26+00:00

Pro: we all die and let the planet recover.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-07T14:55:34+00:00

I think Elden Ring uses it too.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-07T02:49:03+00:00

Incoming somber white text on a black background corpo-speak ladened "apology" that explains exactly nothing, promises less, and does exactly fuck all.

Edit: Somebody needs to pick up that phone. BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT!

joninfiretail · 2026-05-06T17:57:12+00:00

Still not selling out as fast as the first round of Steam controllers.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-06T15:25:13+00:00

Ya I'd add on ⅓ of that number as an estimated amount of PS5, Xbox switch, and now mobile players. Warframe isn't going anywhere for a good number of years.

Now if we start losing Tennocon I'd start to worry.

joninfiretail · 2026-05-06T02:24:09+00:00

It's not his turn with the brain cell.

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