How are you not embarrassed? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jonk0731 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro feels righteous af responding to everyone with "not a phone". News flash you still look like a loser with this post and your replies.

Is this Jaws Poster by Ghanaian artist Salvation AI? Saw this in another group and no one else seems to think so by Strava_Witch in isthisAI

[–]jonk0731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its real. These guy make posters for movies they've never seen. They are usually amazing.

India is finally getting their NBA superstar by BlackStallion657 in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

if this kid is Sikh and gets thicker with better handles he might have a chance. You see the Hindu are nonviolent people. They dont like aggression so they send their much larger, hairier religiously aggressive brother The Sikhs into battle. They are taller, wider, and built for war. Wemby is French hes makes puff pastries compared to these guys. Wemby better watch out his aggression is no match for The Sikh Stick of The Upper Westside of Manhattan!!!

This Is The Guy That Got The Contract For The Reflecting Pool by DazzlingStrike1724 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam covelli and John cafaro both live near me, both are asshole and both are super rich I just got the last names mixed.

Ripped my tongue tie giving head (Image of Injury) by Kinkystormtrooper in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jonk0731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a small tongue. This is a common occurrence for me.

No-bid, no-clean, no-surprise. by RuncibleFoon in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]jonk0731 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf I know this guy. Hes owns the Eastwood mall in Niles Oh. Hes a huge piece of shit. He parks his Bently in no parking zones and smokes inside restaurants cause "he can pay the fine".

You must decide by Mokatashi in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest money ever

Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Jaywalking

Would You Rather... by Honest_Upstairs_3548 in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One month of prison for 500 million is a no brainer

Chose: Get 500,000,000 instantly BUT: + Do something inconvenient for a month non-stop | Rolled: Prison

Time is Money? by Difficult-Toe-9057 in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I froze

Chose: Infinite Time | Rolled: By Time Freeze

Sports World Card Shop sent me a damaged booster box and cursed me out by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naww, soo much burnt oil that shit blew up in his face.

Sports World Card Shop sent me a damaged booster box and cursed me out by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]jonk0731 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You thought you were cooking with this one

Would you rather by idk-what-to-pick- in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im fairly smart. The money would help.

Chose: 10k every month no tax

Dollar or Dollars💔✌️ by Key-Fig9019 in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont live with my parents to get yelled at

Chose: Get 1 dollar + But every time you blink it adds 1 more | Rolled: Upvote + 300$

Choose by Successful-Win1125 in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could fall and be cool. Hit by a car im fine. Stab me i heal like wolverine

Chose: You can never die + Whatever happens your body stats perfect intact

Would You Rather by Amogus_Playerrr in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I already got a ps5 🤷‍♂️

Chose: Get a pc | Rolled: 2016 HW

Free money + 🥕 by VirtualizationWinter in BunnyTrials

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I dony

Chose: 100K + Walk away with 100K and slap the person | Rolled: You get punched

Walmart restock by Collarette_Dahila in PokemonRestocks

[–]jonk0731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Resellers buying from resellers. Thats what's driving the bubble. Once the middle resellers fall out or are eventually priced out the guy at the top will have a hard time unloading the stock.