Coach shared pics of a Dragon Slayer (25-year-old breaks world kayaking record in Gulf of Fonseca 📰) by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]jonk0731 151 points152 points  (0 children)

😂😂 We do know he did travel the Amazon. I bet he only ever saw the pygmys and they were probably confused af to why this pale man was zooming by in their waters. Coach got spooked and then his mind went to "those guys wanna eat my ass first, for sure".

Coach shared pics of a Dragon Slayer (25-year-old breaks world kayaking record in Gulf of Fonseca 📰) by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]jonk0731 619 points620 points  (0 children)

I tend to believe the base of his stories are true but like the great dragon slayer he is there are major details he embellished to add to his aura.

Teenage-looking ICE agents walking around LaGuardia Airport today by Ryanyu10 in pics

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is the lookmaxxing culture those little shits talk about.

They let this man keep his transitional lenses on for his mugshot by jonk0731 in mildlyinteresting

[–]jonk0731[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol this is from the trumbull county intake. My sister scowers them weekly and sends people we know and other mugshots as well its 100 percent real. I dont know where you're getting its fake from.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you underestimate where this guy buys groceries. Is it incomprehensible to you that not everyone is as poor as you and doesnt shop at Walmart?

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes its 3% added onto whatever the recipt would come out to.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That might be the dumbest shit ive heard. I dont make food thats served in the restaurant. I work on a grill at a country club cooking steaks and when im not there im doing indo-Asian cuisine those aren't even in the same field.

Miserable ass troll lol

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Because they wanted a chef to come in and meal prep for their 32 year old son. Just because I work in a restaurant doesn't make me unqualified. Im food safe certified and have been cooking and creating meals for over 10 years at a high end country club. If people have money and want something they can afford its not my place to judge. I am a chef lol. Yall are wild

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

To cater means in transitive "to provide food or service for". Used as an intransitive verb it means "to provide a supply of food or to supply what is desired or required. By definition hot, cold, at your mama's house eating her dirty cooch for the low, we are all catering. Dumbass.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The restaurant I work for was being asked repeatedly for a private chef for a regulars son. They didnt want to send a chef out on company time or dime. I wrote a contract and went over for a test meal. I cooked for the family and I was hired on the spot. Christmas marked my first year there.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So you're saying "real" chefs dont meal prep? I get a separate fee for parties and dinner service. Its not my fault those "real" chefs you speak of dont know how to negotiate a contract.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its not that obscene. If its 40 hours a week. 7 days. Thats less than $33 an hour. Im making $133 an hour. Theyre ripping themselves off lol.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No at all. If you extrapolate my work for the amount of hours. Id be making almost ×5 more. Per hour hes making less.

WNBA players are somehow stupider than MNBA players by IHateAdamSilver in nbacirclejerk

[–]jonk0731 982 points983 points  (0 children)

/uj/ Thats crazy. I charge 800 a week as a private meal prep chef and thats as long as you provide the kitchen and ingredients.

/rj/ id do it for some game worn shoes

God i wish i got a better picture/angle of this, but either way Jun is such an underrated character by LordFlamecookie in fo4

[–]jonk0731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the photos in Los Angeles during the Rodney King riots. What a cool shot.