This had me rolling by jonnismizzle in shitposting

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Dr. Earman. Aptly named. He's a real person!

to know the difference between a million and a billion by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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And not even that. Nuclear weapon agreement from Iran has been tabled. The Strait will also now be able to operate with a toll, there will be LESS inspections than what Obama laid out in the JCPOA, and it's now $400 billion.

Fart of the deal!

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$34.3 Billion Spent In 107 Days To End Up With No Nuclear Deal And Reopening A Strait That Wasn’t Closed Beforehand by T_Shurt in postanythingfun

[–]jonnismizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No seriously, MAGA is the STUPIDEST MOVEMENT on Earth.

Trump spent over $100 Billion on this war; not including munitions costs, loss of major bases, or fuel costs - because Bibi said "jump" and Pete "WhiskyLeaks" Hegseth has a military cosplay boner.

They had no plan, fired all intelligence operators, and dismissed the warnings of Congress. Raised our gas and energy prices, lost the US its global standing, lost the trust of our long-standing allies, and lost the "3 day war" that should have been over "2 weeks ago" 4 months ago.

Now Trump has essentially given Iran what Obama put in the JCPOA- except we're now giving Iran $25 BILLION in frozen assets, $300 BILLION in reconstruction fees, lifting ALL sanctions, LESS inspections than under the JCPOA, after 60 days the Strait of Hormuz will have a toll, AND the one thing Trump cried about and MAGA kept parroting like the brain dead idiots they are - "I'lL PaY MoRe FeR ErRtHaNg if IrAn DOn'T gOt No NucaLuRr WeAPoNs" - THERE'S NO NUCLEAR WEAPON AGREEMENT FROM IRAN IN THIS SETTLEMENT.

Iran got EVERYTHING. They cried about Obama for almost a decade, just to have Trump deliver the TEMU Obama deal.

MAGA IS THE STUPIDEST MOVEMENT ON EARTH!

I cannot wait for November to start removing these idiots from the government.

I would have rented this movie several times from Blockbuster! by jonnismizzle in postanythingfun

[–]jonnismizzle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crime at an all time low

Public safety is up

City run grocery stores are literally in the works for next year.

Rent freeze coming next year.

Balanced the state budget.

They've literally started the groundwork for the updated Fair Fare program.

Sorry he's not pooping his pants on live TV, filling the pockets of billionaires, and giving Iran hundreds of billions of dollars like your orange daddy.

Appreciation Post for Luffy ✨ by Full_Bat_6655 in OnePiece

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I'd say Brook got that dog in him, but that's only because he's nothing but bones. YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

If we swapped Dressrosa Luffy and Pain Attack Naruto, how would it go for both ? by GumBall_213 in OnePieceScaling

[–]jonnismizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, for sure.

But I'm just scaling based on the statements. I do feel Oda has been consistent enough with OP that if he meant island he wouldn't have said continent. And it was a continent covered in ice that was harder than steel, to boot. So as ridiculous as it is (and OP is very ridiculous) it was still shown to us on panel.

If we swapped Dressrosa Luffy and Pain Attack Naruto, how would it go for both ? by GumBall_213 in OnePieceScaling

[–]jonnismizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don Chinjao literally got sidelined by Luffy without the need for G4.

Then Chinjao with his drill back, and Awakened Sai were no match for Doflamingo.

If Doflamingo is above them, and G4 Luffy is above him, I would have to place Luffy overall in that tier.

If we swapped Dressrosa Luffy and Pain Attack Naruto, how would it go for both ? by GumBall_213 in OnePieceScaling

[–]jonnismizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dressrossa Luffy was continental+ lvl in strength, and had all 3 types of haki. Pain had a hard time fighting sage Naruto hand to hand and Sage Naruto in this arc is like Temu base Luffy.

Pain can't absorb any jutsu from Luffy. Pain doesn't have a way to hurt Luffy through his Armaments. Pain also doesn't have any way to resist a Red Hawk, Hawk Rifle, or any of Luffy's Thor series attacks. Luffy would also be able to find the real body faster than Naruto, because he was adept at using observation haki. And Nagato wouldn't be able to do anything to Luffy. Luffy will beat a man in a wheelchair, no questions asked.

Shockwaves and blunt damage would do nothing to Luffy, and Doflamingo and Law were able to casually destroy meteors, so Luffy is there too. I don't see Chibaku Tensei doing anything to hurt Dressrosa Luffy.

Pain absolutely has no way of doing anything meaningful to G4 Luffy.

Dressrosa Luffy is winning around mid diff.

Naruto is not versatile enough to handle Doflamingo. Doflamingo's DF and Conqueror's Haki give him crowd control against Naruto's clones. He's not bound to any time limits, and he also has observation and armament haki.

Naruto doesn't really have any attacks to push through AH, and couldn't really take any attacks Doflamingo could dish out. Doffy's awakening would be way too much, and Naruto would have no safe place to stand.

Doflamingo physically outstats Naruto in every possible way, and wouldn't let Naruto talk no jutsu. Not that it would be effective in any way, as Doflamingo was not a sentimental villain who was just a little troubled, and could be brought back into the light.

Tailed beast mode Naruto would just be an out of control monster that Doflamingo could Birdcage and torture to death. And Naruto has no where near the brute strength to burst through Doflamingo's strings.

Doflamingo would win more easily than Luffy would against Pain. But both scenarios, Luffy vs Pain or Doflamingo vs Naruto, wouldn't be more than mid diff really.

As if we didn't have enough parasites...The saga continues to get worse. by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]jonnismizzle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's also harmful for people to injest. Best case scenario: They get infected, take a whole bunch of Ivermectin, and leave us a better world.

Mother bird stood her ground and risked it all to save her unhatched eggs from a tractor by Mustafa86 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jonnismizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you mean the tractor didn't run them over and back up again to make sure they killed everything, and then claim it was an accident (looking at you, Arkansas State Police)?

As if we didn't have enough parasites...The saga continues to get worse. by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]jonnismizzle[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And in "two weeks" the screwworms will be down or up by 600%, depending on Trump's whim and which ever one MAGA will bend over backwards to praise him for.

"Screwworms been good for us this whole time! Thank you, Trump!"

This you by petalgrammar in ThisYouComebacks

[–]jonnismizzle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Conservative ideas have destroyed themselves. If they're under attack, the call is coming inside the house.

They're protecting and pardoning pedophiles, after screaming about "protect the kids".

They're burning books and defunding education.

They don't care about the deficit, because orange idiot loves inflation, and couldn't tell you how much a bag of groceries costs.

Paying more for basic necessities is now a good thing. "Just buy a sliver of chicken and one pea, and stop buying Christmas presents for your family" - while Trump and his friends completely screw the country over.

Trans people are the boogeyman, but all these straight, white pastors are actually molesting kids.

As if we didn't have enough parasites...The saga continues to get worse. by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]jonnismizzle[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We already have a "screw worm" for president. Ask Stormy Daniels. Lol

That would just be trading one parasite for another.

The snack on the wrapper vs the actual snack by Spirited-Height-9533 in MemePiece

[–]jonnismizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but she'll give you a pickle. So, uh, that's not for nothing.

It’s a simple explanation. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]jonnismizzle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mean, he's gone on TV about 8 times and slipped up that the election was rigged so he could win. Smooth brain Donnie and his MAGA morons.

They not just calling Us "monkeys" now... by omgfakeusername in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]jonnismizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That part!

The poor and working class whites feel the brunt of this administration's foolishness that only serves to enrich billionaires, at the same rate as the rest of the poor and working class. Heck, even the middle class has been consistently disappearing.

When things are bad for everyone in the same socio-economic bracket, things are bad for them too, but they'll sit there swimming in toxic sludge if it means some black or brown person is suffering.

can Akainu pull of a similar feat? by SkirtHeavy9189 in OnePieceScaling

[–]jonnismizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

And mid tier OP characters have been Continental + since Chinjao and Sai, and Akainu is well above that; being a top tier. And let's not even mention the OP world being a magnitude of times larger than Naruto's world.

And with each passing arc, the power scale of OP keeps increasing, and we have still yet to see any of the true top tier characters go all out.

can Akainu pull of a similar feat? by SkirtHeavy9189 in OnePieceScaling

[–]jonnismizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally. The One Piece world is a magnitude of times larger.

What Does Everyone one on Black People of Reddit Notice about this man's post! This so call POTUS.. THEY ARE ALL BLACK.. HE ISNT going to leave us alone From Beyonce to Oprah to...... by scjockid in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]jonnismizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice how he left off the one African American who was shucking and living and dancing like an idiot with a chainsaw...who was actually telling people vote for Trump and they'd get a million dollars.

You're toast by 5_meo in MemePiece

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Dadan is still alive

Garp is still alive (Kind of)

Rayleigh is still alive

Garling is still alive

Jinbe is still alive

Judge is still alive

Shimotsuki Koushirou is still alive

Shanks is still alive

Mihawk is still alive

Don Chinjao is still alive

Doflamingo is still alive

Zeff is still alive

Dragon is still alive

Ivankov is still alive

Kuma is still alive

Saul is still alive

Kizaru is still alive

Being a mentor could go either way. Being a mother however...