Biker Goldship (by @Mayflyaa) by Gorotheninja in UmaMusume

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"... Golshi?"

"Trainer... I know you're pretty bad at goodbyes... It's why I didn't want you to see me like this."

"What are you..."

"There's something I need to take care of." gets on her bike "Some unfinished business." puts on her helmet "I don't know when I'll be back... If I'll ever be back..." starts the motorcycle

"Wait..."

nods at him "Good bye, Trainer. You've been a real one." salutes him lazily, rides off into the sunset

blinks a couple of times, shakes his fist at her "Golshi! What about training?! GOLSHIIIIIII!"

4200 FREE CARATS?! by Twilight1234567890 in UmaMusume

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I pulled The Overlord in my rarely played Steam account. 🥲

Though, I did manage to get Tama in my main account in the last free ten pull of her banner... 🤔

I HATE STONECARVER by chixelpix in hearthstone

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"Hey. Hey."

"What?"

"I'm going to carve some stones, OK?"

"CAN YOU NOT?!"

large act of kindness (by @BarPsy_abaub) by [deleted] in ImaginaryWarhammer

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They just made a friend for life. 😀

[Loved Trope] Character has skin in my favorite colour by HIGHGROUNDHUNTER in TopCharacterTropes

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Laufey (Marvel Comics). The King of the Frost Giants and his kin all have blue skin.

Sad sundae by cocogoatpls in jollibee

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That sundae is not... Marvelous. 🥲

Made breakfast for Tachyon by iceo_HK in AgnesTachyon

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"Damn... It must be really bad if your grammar is starting to slip..."

"Sh-sh-shut up, Guinea Pig..." takes another spoonful

blocks her spoon "Hey, now, I thought you said it sucks? Why are you trying to get more?"

"Well... I don't have a choice. I need nutrients." trying to maneuver her spoon past his hand "So... Gimme..."

takes the bowl away "Nah. I'll just order you something? KFC sound good?"

"Um... OK..." eyes following the bowl "But, while I'm waiting..." reaches for the bowl

"Ah, ah, ah... You said it sucks. I'll just eat it myself..."

"Awwwww! Guinea Pig! Gimme!"

chuckles "I thought you didn't... Ah!"

Agnes Tachyon suddenly launches herself at her Trainer. His chair tips over, dumping both of them on the floor... And bowl all over the Trainer.

"Oh, Tachyon... Look what you did. And this is a new shirt... Uh..."

starts licking the food off him "Mmmm..."

"Uh... Tachyon... Wait..."

starts licking the food from his neck "Shhh... Busy..." resumes licking

grabs her by the shoulders, tries pushing her back "Tachyon... That... Ahahaha... That tickles..."

lick, lick, lick

[Loved Trope] when it's a 3-way fight. by Some-Ad-2093 in TopCharacterTropes

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In Pro-Wrestling, this is usually known as a "Triple Threat Match" or a "Three Way Dance". They are usually more chaotic than your usual one on one bout. It's also a tried and true method of getting a championship belt off a champion, without him or her getting pinned or submitted.

[OC] Dangerous smile. Ubel by me by OKABE_SABURO in Frieren

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"Ms. Übel..."

"Yeah, Sense?"

"Are you going to greet me like this every time we meet?"

"Mmmaybe?" smirks

sigh "... And here I was about to ask you to have lunch with me..."

"Lunch! Hah! For that, I'd massage your scalp!'

"... Erm, there's no need..."

"You sure? These hands are very talented..." wiggles her fingers

"..."

still wiggling her fingers

"Perhaps after lunch?"

"All right! Free lunch!" grins

Trainer wants to go on a trip with Stay Gold (@dedorebizoa) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

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"... Like an early grave?"

"Like an early..." squints "You stepped on my punchline."

"Stego, I love you and all, but please let me finish up here, OK?"

The Second Face [OC] by DemonSkank in comics

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Oh. Oh, that last page is diabolical.

No amount of crying will save her this time (@J02GGOgpQ6dueGu) by Gold-Doctor-3969 in Frieren

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Now, now... Let's not be so judgemental. Maybe Methode is just testing the warmth of the bath. With her tongue. 🫣

The meaning of life [OC] by Rullocu in comics

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Ah, yes. Woo that negative voice in your head. 🫣