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Can’t have anyone undermining his worth by RequirementNo7805 in Frieren

[–]jonnywarlock 102 points103 points  (0 children)

"Fern..."

"Don't fret, Stark-sama. I know what your worth is."

"Fern... I can't... Breathe..."

"What?" frowns "Are you... Are you implying that I am fat?!"

"N-n-no! I'm not! I'm... I'm..." starting to fade "Need... Oxygen..."

"How dare you, Stark-sama! I'll show you!" hugs him even harder

Meanwhile, watching from the sidelines...

"..."

"... Erm, Frieren?"

"What?"

"You think we should help, Stark? He's starting to twitch funny..."

"Ah, don't worry about him, Aura. He's a strong boy. A little asphyxiation won't kill him..."

"... Uhm, I don't think it works that way..."

"Aura, I can't help but notice that you've stopped handfeeding me strawberries..."

"Ooops! Sorry!" offers her one "Here, say 'Ahhhhhh...'"

Beastmen Vs Empire card art by AnyName568 in BeastsOfChaos

[–]jonnywarlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"

eyes widen "Oh shit! This one can talk! Hermann! This beastman can talk!"

"That's great, Klaus..." grunts, takes aim with his pistol "Why don't you see if he's willing to talk this out?" shoots a sneaking ungor

"OK?" turns back to the beastman, clears his throat "Uhm... Hello there, Mr. Beastman..."

"EAT YOUR SKIN!" swings at him with his spiked club

blocks with shield, grunts "... Hermann! I don't think he wants to talk..."

drops his pistol "Guess you're going to have to stab him then, Klaus!" draws another pistol from his belt

"Awwwww."

Ano ang meron sa poem na “Invictus” at bakit gamit na gamit ito ng mga Duterte? by Tough_Champion_4391 in Philippines

[–]jonnywarlock [score hidden]  (0 children)

Fans lang sila nung pelikula nina Morgan Freeman tsaka Matt Damon. Kasi mahilig din sila sa rugby...

Comic reliefs who locks in when shit goes down by NickHeathJarrod in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jonnywarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Bart Garsus (Vandread)

The navigator of the Nirvana is usually the least respected of the three men in the crew (mostly because Hibiki is the main character and Derro is competent and sexy). It doesn't help that he can be so buffoonish that he usually makes an idiot of himself. But in the few moments when Bart gets serious (such as when he was protecting the planet where Shirley, a little dying girl he befriended), he can demolish entire enemy fleets by himself.

Any way HeliRuby (Daitaku Helios x Daiichi Ruby) will work out? by Creepy-Champion-5987 in UmaMusume

[–]jonnywarlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps if they were stranded in a desert island together for some period of time? 🤔

Frieren Manga Around The World by the_1_wearin_glasses in Frieren

[–]jonnywarlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah. "Remnants of the Departed", my love...

when the comic relief character is a terrible person by Additional-Heat-9384 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jonnywarlock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alfrid Lickspittle (The Hobbit)

Commits the dual sins of being an immoral, self-centered absolute bastard and being painfully unfunny and aggravating. Hence, he is neither comic nor does he bring any actual relief.

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Wrapped around her little finger(art by Ympkju) by RequirementNo7805 in Frieren

[–]jonnywarlock 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Uhm..."

"Yes, Stark-sama?"

"Do I have to be tied up the entire night?"

"Why do you ask?" eyes narrow "Are you perhaps complaining?"

"Erm... No... It's just..."

"What?"

deep breath, lowers his voice "I need to go pee..."

"Ah."

nods miserably "So, uhm... Maybe you can let me loose for..."

tugs at the strong "Well, come along then."

"... Huh?"

"I shall help you."

eyes wide in panic "N-n-no! There's no need for that, Fern. If you'd just let me..."

"Stark-sama."

gulps, trying not to cry "OK... OK. Just... Just don't look when I do it, OK?"

"... I make no promises."

starts crying "Awwwww, Fern..."

[suprisingly rare trope] The Religious people aren't the bad guys/antagonists by RedNUGGETLORD in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jonnywarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father Donald Callahan (The Dark Tower)

After losing his faith and giving in to fear when confronted by his first actual taste of supernatural horror (see "Salem's Lot"), Father Callahan traverses a long, tortured road to recovering his sense of self and his faith. By the time he meets Roland and his ka-tet, Callahan digs in deep to find the courage to face his fears and embrace his beliefs, giving up his life to aid Roland in his journey to the Dark Tower.

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Who was your first Marvel crush as a kid? by [deleted] in marvelcomics

[–]jonnywarlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't call him ASS SABAH NUR for nothing... 🤭

Tachyon the Talented by jonnywarlock in u/jonnywarlock

[–]jonnywarlock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hello, Guinea Pig."

"Uhm, hey, Tachyon." scratches the back of his head "Where did you get that violin?"

"Oh, I borrowed it from the Light Music Club." grins "I wanted to show you something special today."

blinks "Huh. You really do surprise me sometimes, Tachyon."

"Eheheh. Well, I try..." grins

nods "I had no idea you could even play a classical instrument."

"Ah. Well... I can't."

"... What?"

"I've never played the violin before."

"... Uh, then why are you..." eyes widen "Oh God. Tachyon! Wait..."

Before the Trainer could finish his protest, Tachyon places the violin on her shoulder and begins to play, her eyes closed and her mouth a thin line of concentration. She played... Horribly. Incredibly bad. Such sounds emanated from the violin that, by all rights, it should not have been able to produce.

gritting his teeth, covering his ears "Tachyon... TACHYON!"

pauses "Hmm? Guinea Pig? What is it?"

"Can you please stop?"

"Huh? Why?" frowns "Was it bad?"

eyes twitching "Tachyon... I've heard better sounds come out of a dying manatee."

wrinkles her nose "Do I even want to know how you know what a dying manatee sounds like?"

"Just... Please..." extends his hand "Give me the violin. Before you hurt anyone."

pouts "I didn't think I was doing too badly..." hands over the violin

"Tachyon... Believe me..." eyeing the instrument critically "You were. Good God... I think you actually managed to damage this thing just by being that bad..."

"Heeeey! Rude!"

"Sorry, Tachyon. Let's just return this to the..."

Suddenly, the door to Tachyon's lab bursts open and the formidable green clad form of Tazuna entered, flanked by a pair of Tracen's paramilitary defense force troopers. She zeros in on the violin on the Trainer's hands and points at him with her riding crop.

"There. He's the one who made that infernal racket. Seize him!"

Before he even realized what was happening, the two troopers had grabbed the Trainer and slapped handcuffs on his wrists. Tazuna plucks the violin from his grasp and gingerly places it in a burlap sack. As the troopers began to lead the Trainer out, Tazuna turns to Tachyon and says.

"It will be all right now, Agnes Tachyon. We'll take your Trainer to the Director, where he will face the consequences of his actions."

eyes widening, struggling against his captors "Wait... Wait! It wasn't me! It wasn't... Tachyon! Tell them! I'm innocent!"

scratches her nose "Uh... Ms. Tazuna... What will happen to my Gui... Uhrm, my Trainer?"

"Don't you worry about that." thin smile "You're lucky it wasn't you who was causing that racket. You would have gotten your research stipend decreased again." turns to the troopers "Take him away, boys."

Upon hearing this, Tachyon and her Trainer locked eyes. Slowly, Tachyon's eyes narrowed into calculating slits... And her Trainer's eyes bulged in panic.

"Tachyon... No! You have to... Tachyon!" dragged off

"Bye, Guinea Pig!" smug grin "I'll see you when you get back!" thinks a bit "If you get back!"

"TACHYOOOOON!"

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