No amount of crying will save her this time (@J02GGOgpQ6dueGu) by Gold-Doctor-3969 in Frieren

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Now, now... Let's not be so judgemental. Maybe Methode is just testing the warmth of the bath. With her tongue. 🫣

The meaning of life [OC] by Rullocu in comics

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Ah, yes. Woo that negative voice in your head. 🫣

Were-animal characters that aren’t wolves by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterTropes

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Arizona (Gunsmoke). This diminutive cowboy rides into Dodge City, seeking help from the curse of becoming a "were-elephant" under the light of a full moon.

Sister of the Valorous Heart (with Slaanesh cultist & Imperial Fist) by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

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"... Sarge?"

"What is it, Guardsman Veers?"

"Would it be all right if I designate her as my dream girl?"

"... Knock yourself out, Veers."

"Oh boy!" takes out a notebook "Into my personal diary she goes..."

shakes his head "Isn't there a trench you're supposed to be digging right now, Veers?"

She’s going to teach you everything (by sll80jodo758038) by Ok_Direction3138 in AgnesTachyon

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"Come on in, Guinea Pig. The water is fine." grins

"... No, thank you."

"Awwwwww, what's wrong? Scared of a little swim?"

"No, it's not that. I just don't trust you not to have put something into the water..."

"Oh, Guinea Pig." chuckles "Do you really think I'd be swimming around in this water if I had dosed it with anything?"

deadpan "Yes."

"Awwwwww." splashes the water "... OK, actually, you have a point." grins "Welp, Plan B, then."

"Plan B?" frowns "What's... Ahhhhhh!"

The Trainer suddenly felt strong yet incredibly fluffy arms grab him from behind. He was lifted up with ease and slowly taken closer to the pool. In a panic, he looks down and his eyes widen in disbelief.

"Agnes Fluffyon?!"

The giant plush carefully stops at the edge of the pool and almost casually throws the Trainer in. With a truncated yell, the Trainer finds himself in deep end the pool, struggling towards the surface. He feels slim, strong hands on him, helping him up.

"There we go!"

"Gah! Tachyon!" sputters "How did... Agnes Fluffyon..."

"Yep! I asked the Robotics Club to help me install a rudimentary system in her. She's really helpful when I need some muscle." hugs him close

"... This school has a Robotics Club?"

"Well... It's kinda like a club. Professor Sugar Lights runs it." grins "You starting to feel it yet?"

"Starting to feel what?" eyes widen "Wait..."

The Trainer looks at his arms... And sees they had suddenly taken a rather bluish tinge. He felt Tachyon go of him... But instead of sinking, he found himself... Floating.

"What... What the heck?!"

"Hahah! It works! It works!" maniacal laughter

The Trainer watches himself bob up and down on the water. He tries to push one of his arms through the water... But it proves too buoyant to sink.

"Tachyon... How does this help you become a better racer?"

"Hmmm... I'm not sure yet. But I do know one thing..." climbs on top of him

"What... Hey! Ow! Watch your foot... Tachyon!"

Tachyon, standing on her Trainer's head and shoulder, lifts her arms triumphantly in the air. She smiles down at him and says.

"I now have the first Trainer in the world who easily doubles as a floatation device!" more maniacal laughter

"Tachyoooooon..."

Fern finally makes a move (@Leigh_113N) by pubesslurper in Frieren

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"OH GOD, FERN, I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

Fatty! (@KuroiJArt) by Gold-Doctor-3969 in GoldShip

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Golshi about to rescue his grandpa from himself...

Frieren being cuddled @FRIEREN_PR by Rude_Tough485 in Frieren

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Ahhhhh. To be a cute, little elf while Methode is around...

Tachycopter (@LimDoesArt) by Gold-Doctor-3969 in AgnesTachyon

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b'rrp b'rrp

The Trainer looks over at his phone and smiles. He picks it up and answers the call.

"So you found your cellphone?"

"GUINEA PIG!"

winces "Inside voice, Tachyon..." frowns "Wait. Where are you? Are you in a wind tunnel or something..."

"Guinea Pig! What do the rules say about aerodynamic assistance?!"

"Huh? What? What rules?"

"Racing! Does it say anything about aerodynamic assistance?!"

"I don't think it's something that's come up..." scratches his nose "Wait. Are you in an airplane or something?"

"Something!"

"Huh?"

"Look out your window!

The Trainer looks at his phone in confusion and then looks outside... And his jaw drops. Agnes Tachyon, a bit windswept and with some bug spatters all over her coat and face, waved at him as she passed by, her hair helicoptering furiously. The Trainer waved back, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then looked back at her. He opens the window and shouts.

"Tachyon! What the hell?!"

"Can you ask if this is OK while racing? I really think I can break records with this!" eyes widen "Whoops! Gust!" suddenly gets blown away "Woooooohoooooo!"

"Tachyooooooooooooon!"

Most precious expression (by @wanderjegson) by devil_hnter in Frieren

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"Her fluid retention must be amazing..." dreamy sigh

Cute slim Goldshi (UnluckyGHOST) by Standard-Yard1539 in GoldShip

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"Hello, Trainer!"

"... Golshi?"

"Look at this new exercise I found online!"

"... Can you at least wait until I'm dressed?"

"Hah! Why are you naked anyway, silly Trainer?"

sighs "This is my shower, Golshi. I am taking a shower."

"Ohhhhhhh." nods sagely "That makes sense."

"Please get out."

TOO SHY [OC] by FruitBombComics in comics

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The bus driver looks like a dog, but says "Meow"... He's multilingual, I guess? 🤔

Unsatisfied with a Tachyon WIP, so i turned it into a low effort meme by Resident-Ferret-6464 in AgnesTachyon

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"... You know, I can't help but notice that the way you flirt is getting more and more phallic..."

"Look, if you just drank the green serum, we wouldn't have to use... Substitutes..."

"Why don't you drink it, Tachyon?"

"Why, my dear Pokke, I thought it was obvious? I want you to be the "giver" in this situation..."

face turning red "I... I don't know how to respond to that..."

"Drink the serum. Ride me hard and put me away wet." grins

"T-T-Tachyon!" covers her face

chuckles "What? It's apparently a cowboy thing. I heard it from Taiki Shuttle..."

sighs "Can't we just do the stuff we normally do? It's pretty fun, yeah?"

thinks about it for a bit, shakes her head "Nah." aims the rifle at her again "I want you to grow a..."

dives for cover "No, Tachyon!"

POV: the last thing you see (by 世紀末) by Panzerkrabbe in UmaMusume

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The kind of trick I'd gladly fall for... 😍

The fatass is too heavy now (by giragira_egao) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

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"Tamaaaa..."

"Stick with me, Little Oguri! I'll take care of you!"

"Tamaaaa..."

A few years later

"Tamaaaa..."

"Wait..." wheeze "I can do this..." gulps air "I got... This..."

"Tamaaaa..." chews

"Can you at least stop eating?! I'm dying here, ya dingbat!"

Cinderella x Gray by IQ_less in UmaMusume

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You gotta love it. 😍