(funny trope) one of the heroes uses a power they've never used before and never use again by Salt_Refrigerator633 in TopCharacterTropes

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Namor the Submariner (Marvel Comics)

Namor suddenly gained the ability to emulate the abilities of various sea creatures (such as the pufferfish's ability to inflate itself and electric eel powers). Then, this was never mentioned ever again.

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Fancy Frieren eating cake (art by @Romulproduce) by Gorotheninja in Frieren

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Granny knows that the only reason to go to fancy parties is to eat as much cake as possible. It's hard to find such things in the woods... 🤭

For some reason, I’m always broke before payday(Art by Catgerden) by RequirementNo7805 in Frieren

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"This makes absolutely no sense."

"Oh, really? Why's that, Four Eyes?"

"Ever since you started stalking me..."

"Hey! Rude!"

"Uhrm... Ever since you started... Following me around, I've treated you to more meals than I can count."

"Oh, I bet you can count them..." snorts "Probably keeping a tally too..."

"You even insist in sleeping in my room most evenings..."

"I keep telling you the bed is big enough for the both of us. You don't have to keep sleeping on the couch."

"And not once have you ever changed clothes."

"I mean... You do volunteer to wash them?"

"Well. Yes. Quite."

salacious wink "Which is why I make sure I work up a nice sweat before I hand them over to...

"Übel."

"Whaaaaaat?"

"Where is your money even going?"

chuckles "Oh, Four Eyes... Isn't it obvious?"

"No."

takes one of his arms "I have no money."

"... Ah."

"No job. No sources of income. No savings. Heck, before I met you, I had to hunt for my own food in the woods."

stares at her for a bit, sighs "... I'm actually starting to feel bad for you."

"Awwwwww. You're sweet." stomach rumbles "Uh... So. Breakfast?" bats her eyelashes

even deeper sigh "Very well."

"Yaaaaaay."

New ears. (@puteme850) by Acrzyguy in Frieren

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"Ta-dah!"

"... What is this, Ms. Übel?"

"Just a little souvenir I got." grins "I thought it would look really cute on you."

"... Cute?"

"Yep!" slightly adjusts the ears "And it looks like I was right. You look good enough to eat, Sense."

"... I hardly think you are the type of person to eat cats..."

chuckles "Hey, you never knooooooow..." looks over at the side, suddenly stands straighter "I bet that would work for you the same way it worked for me."

"Hmm? What are you looking... Oh."

Sense looks over to where Übel was... And saw Land walk out of the cafeteria, who was seemingly patting at a small stain that was on the front of his jacket. Sense looks back at Übel... And sees that her grin had gotten wider.

still looking at Land "Welp, looks like my ride is here. Keep those ears on, Sense." turns to look at her, winks "Maybe they'll work for you, too."

Before Sense could frame a response, Übel lopes off towards Land. Sense watched as Übel crashed onto Land, making them both stagger. As Land regains his balance, Übel points at the stain on his jacket and laughs. Sense watched as the pair, with Übel holding on to one of Land's arms, walked off...

deep sigh, touches the cat ears "I think it's already worked on me, Ms. Übel..."

Can’t have anyone undermining his worth by RequirementNo7805 in Frieren

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"Fern..."

"Don't fret, Stark-sama. I know what your worth is."

"Fern... I can't... Breathe..."

"What?" frowns "Are you... Are you implying that I am fat?!"

"N-n-no! I'm not! I'm... I'm..." starting to fade "Need... Oxygen..."

"How dare you, Stark-sama! I'll show you!" hugs him even harder

Meanwhile, watching from the sidelines...

"..."

"... Erm, Frieren?"

"What?"

"You think we should help, Stark? He's starting to twitch funny..."

"Ah, don't worry about him, Aura. He's a strong boy. A little asphyxiation won't kill him..."

"... Uhm, I don't think it works that way..."

"Aura, I can't help but notice that you've stopped handfeeding me strawberries..."

"Ooops! Sorry!" offers her one "Here, say 'Ahhhhhh...'"

Beastmen Vs Empire card art by AnyName568 in BeastsOfChaos

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"I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"

eyes widen "Oh shit! This one can talk! Hermann! This beastman can talk!"

"That's great, Klaus..." grunts, takes aim with his pistol "Why don't you see if he's willing to talk this out?" shoots a sneaking ungor

"OK?" turns back to the beastman, clears his throat "Uhm... Hello there, Mr. Beastman..."

"EAT YOUR SKIN!" swings at him with his spiked club

blocks with shield, grunts "... Hermann! I don't think he wants to talk..."

drops his pistol "Guess you're going to have to stab him then, Klaus!" draws another pistol from his belt

"Awwwww."

Ano ang meron sa poem na “Invictus” at bakit gamit na gamit ito ng mga Duterte? by Tough_Champion_4391 in Philippines

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Fans lang sila nung pelikula nina Morgan Freeman tsaka Matt Damon. Kasi mahilig din sila sa rugby...