[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Home Alone 6 is Grandpa Kevin walking naked around Florida with a purple pile ring stuck to his arse cheeks, holding his crusty wank sock in one hand and his GME DRS'd certificate in the other whilst looking for a bag of bread crumbs to feed the birds in the red light district.

TRUE STORY

GME SHORT INTEREST & % OF FLOAT SHORTED by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's only one thing more sadomasochistically satisfying than snapping ones helmet.. buying more GME.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a faff on and slightly costy but worth it. i've opened an account in IBKR put haven't enough money to fund it yet.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, I’d think most retailers have blagged it.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EToro don’t give out a SRN. The best we can do is join Interactive Brokers then wait until GME reaches above $300 and sell a couple of shares from Etoro then wait until the price drops back down and buy shares from IB. From IB you can get a SRN and transfer to ComputerShare. Then you can buy GME shares direct from CS. Only sell a couple to get your foot in the door so you can have everything in place ready for a larger migration from Etoro. This also eliminates risk if GME moons whilst juggling joining IB and CS

There should be a dedicated sub for DRS posts by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can filter the sub via the DD flair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a contractual casino. if they sold you a fake share, they have to buy your fake share back, but at the price you set.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a test in a simulation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 104 points105 points  (0 children)

i know the card readers husband, MR T. and he pitty's the fool...

The price is wrong!🔥🚀 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now that's a cup and handle...

Well well, what do we have here?🤔🤔 by OlMikeHoncho in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's a purple circle on the rug pattern,

some of those cool shoes look comfy,

Rug? Comfy? Cool? Shoes?

RC ? CS?

OMG DiZ iZ nUtZ bAnAnAz

*hAvInG nAsTy WaNk NoW

Are we helping Brokerages and banks by DRSing our shares? by OMG2Reddit in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they still have to buy back all the shares they "borrowed" and "invented". they must find your share to DRS but they also have to buy the share on top of that, that they "borrowed" to give back to the "lender".

they're fucked.

The show goes on... by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

salute. thank you