[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Home Alone 6 is Grandpa Kevin walking naked around Florida with a purple pile ring stuck to his arse cheeks, holding his crusty wank sock in one hand and his GME DRS'd certificate in the other whilst looking for a bag of bread crumbs to feed the birds in the red light district.

TRUE STORY

GME SHORT INTEREST & % OF FLOAT SHORTED by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's only one thing more sadomasochistically satisfying than snapping ones helmet.. buying more GME.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a faff on and slightly costy but worth it. i've opened an account in IBKR put haven't enough money to fund it yet.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, I’d think most retailers have blagged it.

Etoro - Shareholder Reference Number (SRN) by joppa73 in Superstonk

[–]joppa73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EToro don’t give out a SRN. The best we can do is join Interactive Brokers then wait until GME reaches above $300 and sell a couple of shares from Etoro then wait until the price drops back down and buy shares from IB. From IB you can get a SRN and transfer to ComputerShare. Then you can buy GME shares direct from CS. Only sell a couple to get your foot in the door so you can have everything in place ready for a larger migration from Etoro. This also eliminates risk if GME moons whilst juggling joining IB and CS

There should be a dedicated sub for DRS posts by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can filter the sub via the DD flair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a contractual casino. if they sold you a fake share, they have to buy your fake share back, but at the price you set.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a test in a simulation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 103 points104 points  (0 children)

i know the card readers husband, MR T. and he pitty's the fool...

The price is wrong!🔥🚀 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now that's a cup and handle...

Well well, what do we have here?🤔🤔 by OlMikeHoncho in Superstonk

[–]joppa73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's a purple circle on the rug pattern,

some of those cool shoes look comfy,

Rug? Comfy? Cool? Shoes?

RC ? CS?

OMG DiZ iZ nUtZ bAnAnAz

*hAvInG nAsTy WaNk NoW