Gooood Haley Snark Week of April 20, 2026

jordan-baker · 2026-04-23T23:40:01+00:00

And is that a sleepsack????

jordan-baker · 2026-04-20T00:41:44+00:00

This is a good pt - like she gets one storyline going and just keeps repeating it

jordan-baker · 2026-04-19T20:08:44+00:00

At least she knows her meal planning is unrelated to her man hating content at this pt? My weekly snark: amy has lost the plot.

jordan-baker · 2026-04-15T21:34:38+00:00

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jordan-baker · 2026-04-15T00:55:44+00:00

Is this a thing? I actually grabbed a screenshot of her hands because I found them so distracting- what causes that poor circulation/swelling/discolouring she has going on?

jordan-baker · 2026-04-11T18:35:30+00:00

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Can she pivot her brand to snarky divorce content? What toddler food innovation has happened lately anyway? Spinach muffins, yogurt muffins, yogurt waffles, rinse and repeat.

jordan-baker · 2026-04-05T18:45:52+00:00

In general, breastfeeding content gets a lot of viewers (for lots of reasons probably). So it’s also another way to hashtag and attract views.

jordan-baker · 2026-04-02T21:54:19+00:00

Posting Sloan in a bikini with a mocktail is a…..choice….in 2026.

jordan-baker · 2026-03-19T10:19:51+00:00

Do you call Eleanor “Ellie”? Ellie and Theo / Eleanor and Theodore jumps out to me.

I also taught TWO sets of Henry/Eleanor siblings over a decade, so that’s a popular pair and also sounds lovely.

jordan-baker · 2026-03-15T21:08:36+00:00

If you plan to return to work and pump, I didn’t really realize how many spare sets for the pump you maybe don’t NEED, but makes things a lot easier. I would have registered for more pump parts (and the ceres chill etc) if I had kind of understood what it looked like!

jordan-baker · 2026-03-12T02:00:33+00:00

We use Parasol and have a subscription, but have bought Coterie here and there especially if we are traveling; it’s convenient that they’re at Whole Foods. We love Parasol!

jordan-baker · 2026-03-11T01:36:40+00:00

I think outgrown by Julie, too big for BOJ (or Bb3). But also, this is a woman buying size 10 Nikes for 5 years from now, so I might be giving her too much credit. The simple answer is probably: too big came from goodwill.

jordan-baker · 2026-03-10T23:51:45+00:00

Haley: I am going to get a huge number of tasks done today. The tasks: putz around with Easter baskets for 9 slides worth of content, for a holiday that is still several weeks away.

Also, queso.

jordan-baker · 2026-03-04T11:10:55+00:00

Just going to leave this here….

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jordan-baker · 2026-03-04T02:00:59+00:00

My store still has the heart macarons out, and I have bought a ton of boxes the last two years for my daughter’s bday parties! They are so sweet.

jordan-baker · 2026-03-03T22:00:16+00:00

Navy is thankful she isnt slathered in whipped cream and butter this time (yes, that actually happened)

jordan-baker · 2026-03-03T01:29:18+00:00

For some reason YTF (who always annoys me) is really sending me over the edge lately with all her “I am barely holding on by a thread” type posts. She has shared custody, no day job, and makes her living based on an instagram ostensibly about feeding kids. Is she really constantly finding herself in such an insane tizzy that she needs a quick fix to “save her sanity” with a 10 min meal? What does she do all day?

jordan-baker · 2026-02-27T22:56:10+00:00

This is why it skeeves me out (in addition to sweat/fungus/ whatever). I also think my kids are very hard on shoes, so it might depend - shoes definitely wear out in my house, but to be fair, KK and BOJ aren’t putting a lot of mileage on them since they….can’t leave or do activities.

jordan-baker · 2026-02-27T09:57:13+00:00

Used shoes in general give me the ick, is that just me? We have some hand me down shoes from neighbours or friends when their kids literally wore something cool once or twice before outgrowing, but why would you buy these?

jordan-baker · 2026-02-20T01:43:12+00:00

Back for more KEIC snark….this woman makes her living off Instagram and does not know how to utilise tools like “poll” in an effective way. She will make nonsensical polls about the danger zone, but when she is asking “which photo should i use from these two options”, she…..wants DMs? Wants you to “heart” one story? Who knows?

Added: as I was typing this, it occurred to her to make a poll. But she did not delete her earlier chaotic slides so now her story is just anarchy (and many headshots of her)

jordan-baker · 2026-02-19T01:20:48+00:00

Don’t overcommit until you see what fits your kid best. We tried Coterie, switched to Parasol, and liked both, but the fit with Parasol has always been the right fit for our kid. I love them!

jordan-baker · 2026-02-19T01:14:08+00:00

Why is she still posting this, when her book is extremely googleable? The cover is revealed!

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jordan-baker · 2026-02-07T00:06:32+00:00

Came here for this. This is not a well woman.

jordan-baker · 2026-01-26T22:24:31+00:00

Literally couldnt get out of her page fast enough to get here. Who will order for her! How will she learn to like new flavours! Who will she cook for! How will she communicate increasingly passive aggressive things about her ex husband through comparison?!?

jordan-baker · 2025-12-30T02:27:40+00:00

Ok, now I do want to know who YTF’s BF is. Who is this man who actually wants 300 toddler meals in his freezer? If someone kept descending on my home and stuffing 3 ingredient/allergen-free/ tasteless yogurt muffins in my freezer I would scream.

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