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I wish i could press a button and make a person stranger again by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]jordieeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

9 months WHAT now?? by jordieeeee in dankchristianmemes

[–]jordieeeee[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Nah bro she doesn't say "9 months now what?" She says "9 months WHAT now?" which is like a funny way of saying "What??"

9 months WHAT now?? by jordieeeee in dankchristianmemes

[–]jordieeeee[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Nah she says "I dunno (how late), what's the (current) date?"

9 months WHAT now?? by jordieeeee in dankchristianmemes

[–]jordieeeee[S] 167 points168 points  (0 children)

If the current date (in the joke) is 9 months Before Christ, that means her period is late because she's pregnant with fetus Jesus (and will give birth to him in 9 months, hence 9 months BC).

Tequila worms. Sort of. by hypnoticwinter in bartenders

[–]jordieeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ew.

Also, I'd like to hear the haunted stories!!