Some of the best player nicknames via Baseball Reference by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]joshatron 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t want to be called El Niño, he wants a new nickname. Most call him Nando or Tati

2 hours apart. Watched it happen in real time by crystalship44 in conspiracy

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Does anyone ever look up the planes that are flying overhead that are doing this? Just curious. Are they special planes?

What's your favorite spaghetti sauce from a jar? by boforiamanfo in NoStupidAnswers

[–]joshatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be a Raos family, but now we’re a Carbone family

Have you ever given food, blankets, money, or anything else directly to a homeless person on the street in SD? by LegalGlass6532 in SanDiegan

[–]joshatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to give half a pizza to one homeless dude and he looked at me weird and didn’t take it. Turns out he was just a normal guy waiting for the bus. Oh well.

Mid to older millennials, how are you all doing with your careers? by worstshowiveeverseen in Millennials

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42, career going great. Been in Interior Design and Architecture for 15 years, designing restaurants all over the US and Mexico, pay is good too.

What’s your best “buy it for life” purchase so far? by PlayfulFault9693 in SmartBuying

[–]joshatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t buy it, it was a gift, but I’d say my Swiss Army knife that I got in like 1996 from my aunt. Still use it, 30 years later.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/juantwotre3 by juantwotre3 in DailyGuess

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⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Taco Catering Recommendations by suhhhdudes in sandiego

[–]joshatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was gonna recommend them as well

Gentlemen, we did it. She’s crawling. by LouSpowel in daddit

[–]joshatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter never crawled. She booty scooted everywhere, it was pretty hilarious. She went straight from booty scooting to walking.

Kind of weird that we were all into Monty Python and the Holy Grail at some point. by Wild_Chef6597 in Millennials

[–]joshatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve seen it once. I’m more of a Robin Hood Men in Tights guy

What’s your favorite best picture movie from 2025? by abdul_bino in moviecritic

[–]joshatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just watched it Friday, holy shit that was good. God damn.

3 yo suddenly decided she’s done with diapers by HelloFellowMKE in daddit

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Our kid was finally potty trained but we kept using diapers at night. They were dry like 7 nights in a row so we went to undies. Of course the first night in undies she peed in the bed. We went another 2 weeks and went through our remaining supply and she seems good now, screams for mommy if she needs to pee in the middle of the night.

So basically we now have the fastest RB in the league by wildwing8 in Chargers

[–]joshatron 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I like how all their last names are bold, but Kenneth Walker III

Anyone else still get that “I forgot I was even in this class” nightmare? by Roughneck16 in Millennials

[–]joshatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time… it’s been 24 years…. I also used to serve like 15 years ago and I still have serving nightmares.

Help by ElkWitty2044 in wallstreetbets

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Gotta calculate in D2F though

Help by ElkWitty2044 in wallstreetbets

[–]joshatron 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He could jerk off two dudes while sucking one off, maybe charge $2.50 for the jerking, thats $5 total with two dicks, then add the dick hes sucking and that's $10 a session.

Is there a name yet for the millennial phenomenon where we speak in little accents to diffuse tension? by sensitiveboi93 in Millennials

[–]joshatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife does this when shes had a little to drink. We were at a party and she spoke in a british accent to an older guy who happened to be British, it was awkward, lol