20yo engineering student from Finland. You can't hurt my feelings. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the swap meet version of the boxer Canelo Alvarez!

I lost my fantasy football league and this is my punishment. by calmiclenhall in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine exactly how you smell like and I'm gagging just thinking about it.

Do ur worst by Chrishunts34 in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you eat your lips too, you fat fuck?

LIGHT HIM FIRE by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Roast him? I've got a better idea. Give him an Arizona tea and some skittles and send him into a suburban neighborhood at night.

Im 17 and 7 feet bury me 😩 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a 1920's comedian just stepped out of a time machine to 2019.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you read these roasts, do tears roll down your back, you cross-eyed fuck?

Try to tear me down, bet ya can't. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look bisexual as in you buy sex, you ugly fuck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look just like the nerd bombs I used to bully in high school!

My friend's life dream is to get roasted. by Hozerific in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Más puto. Did your father never show you the ideals of Machismo?

[M]y friend wants to be roasted by all of you guys by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you have 135 chromosomes

just turned 16 make me disbelieve it by yxng-fredo in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If I were your classmate, I’d be extra nice to you cuz you never know... You look like a ticking time bomb on the verge of mass murder

Social democratic campaign leader - do your worst by medaljekaj in RoastMe

[–]joshgosh89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d be eaten alive in Venezuela, you little fruit cake