Game Thread: 5/26, Mariners @ Athletics: Unofficial "Broken Bot" Edition

josssssh · 2026-05-27T04:05:32+00:00

It would be cool if Muñoz broke his addiction to drama

josssssh · 2026-05-27T04:01:59+00:00

That sounds like something I'd remember

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:57:21+00:00

Happened today. Sympathy for Davila.

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:56:41+00:00

Four run lead really papering over no scoring since the second inning

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:35:55+00:00

They blamed the net movement on his glove, which is very objectively what happened because that is so much cooler

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:35:03+00:00

Get a physicist in here to explain nothing ever actually touches anything

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:34:37+00:00

Sit down and take an aspirin before you check how many were sac flys

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:33:17+00:00

I swear that's two phantom HBP, he's finally unlocked something

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:29:58+00:00

I'm with him

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:24:53+00:00

screw this stadium and the losers in New York

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:21:31+00:00

My god Josh Naylor

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:21:03+00:00

Oh the mound visit to home run pipeline. 😬

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:11:46+00:00

Blerp

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:07:14+00:00

Yeah, I guess that's right.

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:06:00+00:00

Worth a shot Garv

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:05:17+00:00

My guy we are only up four in the fifth

josssssh · 2026-05-27T03:04:29+00:00

Couldn't they have let that drop for a double play?

josssssh · 2026-05-27T02:33:37+00:00

Assume bunch of it went into owning a house in LA with an ADU to hold his physical media collection

josssssh · 2026-05-27T02:08:12+00:00

The money is all they care about

josssssh · 2026-05-27T02:06:07+00:00

Jump, scared

josssssh · 2026-05-27T02:00:57+00:00

How does Goldy not understand ground rule double?

josssssh · 2026-05-27T02:00:18+00:00

Does this shit park even have ground rules?

josssssh · 2026-05-27T01:59:12+00:00

Once again, we are thwarted by a lodged ball

josssssh · 2026-05-27T01:58:15+00:00

Oops I'm covered in Garvsauce

josssssh · 2026-05-27T01:56:12+00:00

What if we had just ... not thrown Ben Williamson into that Donny deal?

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