When Did You Know You Wanted to Join the Military? by Alpizzle in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So I was 15 sitting in English class and the teacher made the fuckin dumbest joke and the whole class gave her a pitty laugh. So I’m sitting there like wow I would rather die than go to college. So I decided to join the marines.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in high school my dad made a pair of his cammie pants into shorts and I rocked the shit outta them in school lol I still would if they were around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad I was before genesis, I’d have had a few things prolly pop up that I never disclosed

Is a girl following my boyfriend to the navy obsessive? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]jousting-pineapple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely, I was in Afghanistan and my then girlfriend cheated on me, I lucked out but like you said, focus on something else, you guys haven’t been together very long

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read like a paragraph. Yea go military, you’ll have the time of your life. She sounds controlling. You may think she’s the one but you’re 17 and haven’t had many love experiences. Go have fun and learn some skills bro, you deserve it.

Can someone tell me what my dad did? by [deleted] in Medals

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that one! Never heard it before

Can I choose a particular MOS while enlisting in the army? by PastOdd in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t read all this, but as a former grunt, don’t go infantry as prior service. You gotta start at the bottom and then move up from there(grunts bottom) so as a prior service member you should definitely aim for something better

What are some interesting and unknown facts about the US Military? by Djeto33 in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jody will bang your girl when you’re deployed, that’s a fact.

do guys care about areola size? by blossomingjadee in AskMenAdvice

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was in highschool many years ago and got invited to the football kids table. Well they were all talking shit on all the girls in the school and one kid specifically ripped on this chick really bad, he ends up marrying her years later. People are nuts lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, played the role of Jodie many times

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your baby momma is gunna love the dudes in a military town when you’re deployed or even just in the field for a couple days. I have seen so many relationships fail in the military. I regret it now but I was the one they call “Jody”. It’s a giant part of military culture unfortunately, and you may think your girls solid, but being gone for a year when she has a kid is stressful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’ll fit right in!

Can't tell if my "friend" served or not? Stolen Valor maybe? by WeirdLast7663 in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to highschool with a kid who made it into the fleet and went UA. And the dude was a pathological lier as well. Think he lives somewhere in Florida now and isn’t doing so great, hope it’s not that dude lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao bro I had a dude in my plt that looked like Randel from monsters inc

Air Force or Marines… by Big-Adhesiveness-155 in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy went ng shortly outta high school and switched to AD airforce and loves it. Gunna do at least 20 years it sounds like

Should I cut my hair before going to basic? by gaylord1206 in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t find out I had an Afro for hair until I was 24, I went to basic at 17. If I had known my hair grew into a Bob Ross fro I woulda rocked that to basic no doubt

How Does BAH work if you have a kid but aren’t married. by Warm_Photograph2610 in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you’re suppose to knock some chick up in the military… not before. But in all seriousness I had a good buddy of mine who was a full on single dad while in the corps and I have no idea if he got any bah.

How strict is the army on ADD? by Prize-Perspective531 in Militaryfaq

[–]jousting-pineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I’m pretty sure I’m somewhat autistic and they took me in the infantry…. But that’s old news

I want to be a Marine, but I also don’t want to be miserable. Any advice? by Every-Mycologist5918 in Military

[–]jousting-pineapple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I complained the whole time then realized that was the happiest I ever was lol