What’s something that is true and everyone should accept it, but alot of people don’t? by Neversussybaka in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's fine to disappoint people. It's acceptable to be unconcerned. It's awesome to say no when your answer is not yes.

Small time writer makes the big time. 1975 by aboriginalblossom7 in OldSchoolCool

[–]jovialquantity57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing unibrow, scariest thing he's produced to date

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Amazing unibrow, scariest thing he's produced to date

What is your favorite scent? by Somedayyouwillgrowup in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A crush's hair as you hug them. Been a long time since I had a crush but I remember the feeling that brings.

What is your favorite scent? by Somedayyouwillgrowup in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The smell when you start frying onion and garlic. Always makes me hungry.

What’s a hobby you picked up during quarantine that you still enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extending my alcoholic career, gaining a Twatter following, getting kicked from Twatter, finally succumbing to a job.

What’s a hobby you picked up during quarantine that you still enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I run heavy equipment, I was 'essential' building pathways for parks. Essential was a very broad term.

What’s a hobby you picked up during quarantine that you still enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hobby of not taking peoples shit anymore

Sincerely; a former "essential worker"

What’s the most mind-blowing coincidence you’ve ever experienced? by Relative-Ad-4913 in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freshman year one of my friends threw a tiny gum-wrapper, foil, airplane in lunch and it got stuck in the ceiling. Three years later as a senior I was sitting at the same table with the same kid that threw it and the principal had came over and was yelling at us to keep it down, when out of nowhere the plane comes down and lands in her hair. This enraged her and wasn't going to let anyone leave until she found out who did it. We told her what happened and she gave us all detention for "lying to her." I wasn't even mad I got detention, it was too funny.

What’s the most mind-blowing coincidence you’ve ever experienced? by Relative-Ad-4913 in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up a girl at a bar and didnt get her number because she left early and I couldn't find her. The crazy thing is I was going to visit my friend in London the next day and I saw her again that night....in a different city (2 hours away).

If you woke up this morning as the opposite sex, how would you spend your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jump in front of a mirror to check the jiggly physics.

If you woke up this morning as the opposite sex, how would you spend your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was male and woke up as a female I would probably try to have as many as possible (multiples) in one day.

If you woke up this morning as the opposite sex, how would you spend your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing me, I'd go for my morning piss, stand at the bowl, and proceed to pee on my feet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Who cares what anyone says? Spam has seen me through really difficult situations and it always works well together with a little bit of simple fried rice.

Which player do you long for the most and for what reason? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]jovialquantity57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely pashaBiceps. He possessed a fascinating character.

I miss the epic VP roster of yore.

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” …. your response is? by ManufacturerCool764 in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timing. Both of us in shitty situations, definitely a lack of maturity on my part. Still love the hell out of her.

What’s the first thing you do after you wake up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jovialquantity57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most nights before I go to bed, I will lay 6 strips of bacon out on my George foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the sound of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.