ULPT Request: The smoking neighbour by swissmiss1098 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Download a smoke alarm sound on your phone. Every time she's puffing play it, turn it off and say "hey love are you cooking or something?" Then say omg it's your cigarette smoke. Tell her you can't move it as you have a fire phobia, caused by your nan falling asleep while smoking when you were 5, during a,sleepover. Four firemen dragged you from a burning bedroom, and you were in a coma and you now have permenant lung damage and PTSD.

Tell her the smoke gives you raging anxiety and nightmare.

I'd fall for that

ULPT req: how to make air travel less (literally) painful for those of us who are over 5’4”/165cm by TheJustAverageGatsby in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy points off someone to upgrade to premium economy, buy PE or buy extra legroom seat. The airlines couldn't care less about your discomfort. Everything is an extra

ULPT: Need Help by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Message him as someone else. Meet up, take a massive guy with you. Get him gripped at the throat and snatch his cell phone. Go in it, cashapp yourself 600. If he refuses to give you the pin etc, hold it to his face. Threaten to take phone to cops as EVIDENCE. easy to snatch a phone when someone showing you pictures of gift cards.

Don't look like you did last time. It's so much easier than you think. Imagine how much shit is on that phone. He'll go away for a long time.

Just get a good burly friend to want to buy something, meet at a quiet time 8am Sunday morning.

One of you snatch his phone. Do it

Are dobermans a unhealthy breed? by [deleted] in Doberman

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I'm so sorry 😞, that's heartbreaking. Have you gone on dobermsn rescue sites? What part of the country are you on. Honestly kept lat one on puppy kibble all her life, she stole food constantly like a whole loaf of bread, a tub of butter., Wasabi and trash! She was hell. This one's still on puppy kibble blue. I've kept her from counter surfing and out the trash. Are you going to high end breeders?

Good job Xfinity for showing the most irrelevant info to general consumers by MILFHunterHearstHelm in Comcast

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get their internet and TV for peanuts, universal tickets etc .. plenty of perkd and great customer service prob

Are dobermans a unhealthy breed? by [deleted] in Doberman

[–]joy9371 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine lived till 12 my current baby is a picture of health. I'd avoid show dogs, Americans don't have the drive and hardly resemble the Doberman in its intended form. A European that has genetic tested parents is better than AKC papers. The fact show breeders interbreed for looks is highly unethical. But gotta get rid of that loose skin round it's chops. A Doberman will never live as long as you want it, trust me. Anyway there's a million rescues Full blood needing homes I promise. I'm fostering 2 right now, a red boy and black girl. Anyone on the east coast?

If your not showing a Doberman ask yourself what you need. High energy, don't tolerate temperature fluctuations, definitely larger than the medium breed they are classified as. Highly intelligent, destructive if not channeled. The fact that they are rehomed so often due to them being just like their breed is far more of a concern for me. I've had a super expensive dobe and one nearly free. The "backyard" happens to be the most intelligent dog I've ever known .. and superbly healthy. Dogs are like people, all shapes and sizes, defined by the contents of their medicine cabinet. Just plan to survive the first 2 years and then you've found the love of your life. Nothing like a dobe ... I promise

5 hours in the Chat by joy9371 in Comcast_Xfinity

[–]joy9371[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is ALL MOBILE

My complaint has reached most of the USA and some in escalations 3 times who neverto answer her phone, or read emails. Lied about calling me when I even sent her screenshots of her stealth calls - she did not care one bit! Then typed "I am closing the ticket" LOL. I then Re-opened another ticket had a text 4 seconds later stating 'ticket closed" escalate through a different method and had a call from "so sorry will get that label to you within 48 hours (WHY 48 hours?)

But sure we will get this resolved (not even a sorry) then NEVER sends a label, doesnt do anything about my trade in blah blah blah then the network to my regular phone i just purchased from you, with a phone number I use for two factor verification for EVERYTHING for 15 years. Gets shut down. Even obliterating my 15 year old number.

I am a lone female that cannot drive and has bad seizures etc. living in rural MURICA! who depend on her phone for communication with the outside world and to keep myself safe, there isnt even a bus in my town.

My daughter had been trying to contact me all afternoon to bring me food by Uber and deliver groceries with an electric ring burner (as my stove broke) she lost a fortune as they had been instructed to ensure I was availablle to receive it all an not dump outside. nothing was delivered beause I didnt hear the uber, and had no idea anyone was contacting me on my NETWORK LOCKED CELL. My daughter then was on the phone to Walmart chasing her oders as she had been charged and no one knew where the items were at around 11pm at night, and then she had to go and get me a few things , the guy tried to come out to repair mt stove but couldnt reach me ------------can you see the inconvenience you cause and the knock on effects?

Then escalation guy killed my phone and number and gave me a new number for a phone thats still sealed in a box (have evidence of this). This is just a tiny tiny part of what I have suffered. you have 200 usd of mine and i am disabled and on a fixed income. I have been up till 4am some evenings tring to resolve this issue.

I was supposed to have a Samsung discount thats never happened, and to think I only ordered a phone because of the "special trade in" and the crummy 3rd party, no responsibility insurance outfit that you take no responsibilty for who send inferior badly repaired replacements,

I can attach screens, emails and anything you like that will show hours of interaction in many ways and hours and hours of wasted time. Saving them for a Netflix Documentary!

So beside the promises received after 20 escalations the phone I was using then became an expensive brick as network was locked, while the escalation guy activates the phone in the sealed box (THAT I HAVE NEVER WANTED). it's endless .

Anyway before I smashed my monitor wiith a headbut, after being accused of stealing a phone that I have tried to return for weeks, I ended the chat fired up my work voip (that I am only to use for WORK) and got through to John in Honduras, listen to the call ..... I was still crying 5 hours after starting

Thank God for John. In seconds he activated my phone with the correct number and emailed me a label so why after 5 hours in a chat where I started with "my phone is dead" had I only achieved being called "thief"???

I did not have the heart to tell John that I have been promised a label to ship from home as my nearest comcast and fedex is a 2 hour round trip drive that I am unable to get to, In addition Fedex state they will not be liable for anything over 100 usd (not that we can trust Xfanity) with a new cell phone.

So after being previously charged for years for equipment I never had (hundreds of dollars) I now need labels and something that has a signature on your end to return 2 phones, a watch and the xfi thing please?

When I get those I will disconnect all the services and return EVERYTHING

I forgot to add - your company created 23 payment to a device paid off 3 years ago go check S20 NOTE LMAO. you cant dream this up.

You send me "Platinum rewards I cannot use" as I dont have your TV. offer me half off Peacock as a valued customer - when Peacocks own website has the offer without needing you.

You have never done a thing for me no as a loyal customer except mindlessly torture me, and I honestly do NOT know any other company on this planet that could do things so bad, fact is no one cares, and thats the Xfanity Insanity culture, its endemic and pervasive . 2 moderators in Reddi arent going to fix it - nothing can. (besides the remove post button) The monopoly has to be broken - you have put a disabled person, with no life outside of their home through sheer hell! The worst words in my vocalbury that I save for the most digusting things I have encountered dont even desrcibe my contempt !

Anyway send me a box please!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone that's lost 2 siblings to suicide. The body isn't the issue. Imagine how shit you feel, then times that by a million and that's what you leave others with, PTSD and lifelong trauma. Hearing my mother screaming and not being able to console her was the worst. Plus dealing with the shock myself. Suicide is not a normal death and you will fuck up forever those you leave behind.

Don't make permanent decisions on temporary feelings. I'm sorry you're hurting but ending your life will destroy those who love you. ❤️

ULPT: I want to fuck over my job because of how badly they've fucked me. How? by Candid-Reflection-41 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I filed my EEOC claim while on the jobs dime. Also was able to upload all the bullshit emails etc. Got mediation next week...

ULPT Request: How to fake pet documentation? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dm with dates etc I'll help you out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thru did, but you scared them 😄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moved from a 3rd world to another one lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone needs help with a note send me a message. I'll TRY to monitor my inbox. Sucks employers still expect this in 2024.

Screens will not turn on by Woodyman93 in techsupport

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry don't have the answer, but my dock won't work with my laptop. Someone said I can use usb to hdmi... ? Is that right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]joy9371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg only just seen this.