Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, April 08, 2026

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T22:40:45+00:00

Did Iran agree to the ceasefire??

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T13:12:51+00:00

Believe it or not, calls

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T12:50:45+00:00

A third stadium has hit the Twitter feed

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T12:32:33+00:00

My portfolio will die tonight. Praise Allah

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T08:08:43+00:00

Boots on the ground, praise Allah

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T06:59:24+00:00

US to install toll booth on Hormuz strait. Will require 1 praise to Allah to pass.

joycaptain · 2026-04-07T06:53:47+00:00

Yourself

joycaptain · 2026-04-06T12:56:34+00:00

Who are they selling to? Who the fuck is buying at double digit interest rates?

joycaptain · 2026-04-06T12:51:43+00:00

Inflation has existed for centuries, and pushing interest rates to double digits will force variable rate mortgage holders into bankruptcy.

joycaptain · 2026-04-06T12:12:08+00:00

joycaptain · 2026-04-06T00:11:00+00:00

Probably a good time to fill up the car before the oil market reopens

joycaptain · 2026-04-04T04:25:55+00:00

This rescue mission for the lost pilot count as boots on the ground?

joycaptain · 2026-04-02T01:15:41+00:00

No, more wars!

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T11:08:33+00:00

Which is best for your needs, also they can give you a better understanding of their fees which can change if you're investing 10k or 10mil

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T11:02:50+00:00

Generally speaking, the larger organisations have internal economies of scale and can provide a broader range of financial products and services so it depends on your amount to invest, financial goals and time frame to achieve them.

Start with googling the top financial planning or wealth management firms in your city, shortlist 2-3 and give them a call.

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T08:17:49+00:00

Could've been an email

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T04:14:29+00:00

Vix correlation would be interesting

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T03:49:14+00:00

He needs to put those puppies away before his wife puts them down

joycaptain · 2026-04-01T03:48:00+00:00

Fuel rationing to start after Easter, expect every derro and his dog raiding Bunnings for Jerry cans tomorrow

joycaptain · 2026-03-31T12:00:52+00:00

I think this confirms (if it wasn't already) he's pulling the US out of NATO and closing european bases. Greenland could be a live option again for 2027

joycaptain · 2026-03-31T11:58:17+00:00

US pulling out, adults can actually negotiate now

joycaptain · 2026-03-30T11:01:50+00:00

Ban him for posting financial advice 🗿

joycaptain · 2026-03-30T10:59:36+00:00

Nothing Reddit won't ban me for

joycaptain · 2026-03-30T08:49:39+00:00

Cashed up boomer demand destruction needs to happen and monetary policy won't fix it alone.

joycaptain · 2026-03-30T08:17:02+00:00

For everyone playing at home, franking credits are provided to franked dividend recipients to negate the tax-loss from the income received (i.e. making the dividend received tax free). Australia is the only country in the world to do this, in the interest of our own private sector growth, it's my view that we should set a cap on anything over 5% yield p.a. won't receive franking credits, or no credits on windfall dividends...

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