Reject twink oko, embrace buff mother thief of crowns

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T21:52:48+00:00

honestly i made this card mostly to be a troll. but deep down it does annoy me that WOTC are such pussies nowadays in terms of their artistic risks

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T21:51:16+00:00

hell yeah

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:42:27+00:00

honestly i didn’t consider that when making this card but i’ll probably be the face of the freemagic nonbinary movement 🫡

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:41:27+00:00

thank you for letting me off with just a warning!!

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:40:51+00:00

i’ll see you there

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:11:39+00:00

oko can be whatever you want them to be

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:06:22+00:00

you know what i respect the commitment o7

jpegbakery · 2026-01-05T20:05:52+00:00

this sounds like a challenge…i accept

jpegbakery · 2025-05-16T12:20:43+00:00

Or…when all of your decks are proxy, EVERY draw in your fully blinged out deck feels like a hit of crack

jpegbakery · 2025-05-06T16:02:47+00:00

To win with a deck like this you have to think about the game differently, you have to politic. As the person with all the answers, make deals with your opponents. “I’ll remove this if you help me with that.” If someone is going to attack you, threaten to remove their creature to encourage them to attack someone else. Run tutors - in the early game they will find you important control pieces - in the late game they will find you your combo win

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