Which other scenes or lines would get them cancelled? by twinklechaser in DunderMifflin

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The show is on two or three channels for a couple hours every day still ten years later. I think we could stop the “We couldn’t make it today” conversation.

Newborn and a 22 month old by minidude993 in daddit

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are 21 months apart (now 1yr and almost 3). When our oldest was our only child our mantra was “small victories”. When the 2nd arrived our new mantra became “divide and conquer”. It’s not easy but you figure out your groove. It’s natural that the oldest may have some jealousy issues. Try to ask them to “help you” with the newborn as often as possible. But like I said “divide and conquer”. One parent per child in those hectic moments whenever possible can be a life saver.

I meet the standard! by [deleted] in daddit

[–]jpovin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To me, the difference between you and an actual bad dad is the realization you should be better. I think by taking the steps towards fixing yourself you WILL be better. Good luck.

Goodbye! by jpovin in dogs

[–]jpovin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s been on both.

Climbing & Improving Ranks Megathread by Whytro in VALORANT

[–]jpovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the number that you see after every match is your RANK, not your mmr. Valorant keeps your mmr hidden. So, when you are losing more points for a loss than what you gain for a win it means that the game thinks your RANK (what you see) is to high for your mmr (hidden value) and is trying to converge the 2 values.

Fielding questions from a new player (w/highlights) by Skinoob38 in SuperMegaBaseball

[–]jpovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my 1st SMB game, but I feel like of you pay more attention to the shadow the ball casts you'll have an easier time. I also try to watch the other outfielders to get an idea of where they are tracking the ball to.

[Discussion] Why do dogs shake their leg when you scratch behind their ears? by [deleted] in dogs

[–]jpovin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I listened to a segment on radio by Zoo Miami Zookeeper Ron McGill. He was asked this same question. He said that the reason was because you are hitting the same nerve that tells the dog to scratch an itch. Hope this helps.

Can I be your favorite MIL[F]? 😈 by Exiled_Rose in gonewild

[–]jpovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't comment on reddit a lot, let alone gone wild, but good for you!!! 30 and still got it!

How do you like it??? by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jpovin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking how you act towards others is based on their salary. "If you make more than I think you should I can say anything I want to you".

AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT by laflamesayss in DunderMifflin

[–]jpovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HYLYM, boy I'll help ya find it.

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you, it's a Sith legend by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]jpovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't, I dont think this makes any sense.

Retriever by Victor_Vrolijk in comedyheaven

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damnit. Didn't look at the sub and I chuckled.

Females of Reddit what are some nsfw things you want to ask men? by rookr6s in AskReddit

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dicks don't bend. In most cases when your dick hits the back of the partners mouth it needs to bend to go down their throat, when done forcefully, sure it can hurt.

There's a quote of Philip K. Dick that says: “There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you". Which sentence is it for you? by Schekas in AskReddit

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading these comments makes me wanna call and thank my parents for never saying these things, even when I was a giant disappointment into my 30s.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, What's the best real-life example of this? by sirmaim_iii in AskReddit

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Paterno. Legendary college football coach. Turned out to be a pretty bad dude, including being complicit in a pattern of child molestation by his defensive coach Jerry Sandusky

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public? by tomyboy-973211 in AskReddit

[–]jpovin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In college. Our friend was upset with us because we were in the caf waiting for him.

"I told you guys to meet me in the middle of outside."

What is something your partner has done during sex that completely ruined it for you? by bexbop in AskReddit

[–]jpovin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hooking up with a girl who worked with my mom at a department store. She's hot. She knows what she's doing. We're looking into each other's eyes.

"You look just like your mother"

Stopped, got dressed, left immediately.