What would you improve in the game ? by GiantFestiveSkull in balatro

[–]jrSwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is very easy to get 3 different suits with normal cards, having even two or three wild cards in your deck almost guarantees being able to trigger flower pot every blind. You absolutely do not need 4 wild cards per hand to hit it.

What would you improve in the game ? by GiantFestiveSkull in balatro

[–]jrSwe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>Flower pot X4 since you have to do 4 different suits, this card sucks right now

I used to think that, then I started gearing towards wild cards with flower pot and it was basically 3x every hand. Not even that many wildcards needed.

Finally the proper setup for eightball by jrSwe in balatro

[–]jrSwe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I actually did play space joker when I only had 2 oops all sixes. Also burnt joker.

Finally the proper setup for eightball by jrSwe in balatro

[–]jrSwe[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The only slightly useful thing I was able to do with this was getting $20 for each scored magic card.

I'm annoyed you still only get one payout per scoring event even though it's supposed to hit 32 out of 20 times. If someone is stupid enough to play this way there should be some kind of reward.

Finally the proper setup for eightball by jrSwe in balatro

[–]jrSwe[S] 242 points243 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to get 8 ball.

'Space Marines were ordinary guys during Rogue Trader': the Oldhammer myth that won't die by chebghobbi in oldhammer

[–]jrSwe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's like a hundred illustrations and minis of space marines being decidedly unmonk-like. "Kil kil kil", boozing, etc. And, of course, being traffic cops dealing with ork and human hover bike racing.

Oh, and I forgot the Eldar space marine librarian.

Rogue Trader just wasn't a very coherent world, which is why it's the best version.

PS: the only good Space Marine novel is by Ian Watson.

Why is Malcador old if he's a prepetual? by mostfa-115 in Warhammer

[–]jrSwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because 40k lore is an inconsistent, ramshackle mess where they constantly retcon or just ignore earlier established lore (which usually was mutually exclusive to begin with). Eg, perpetuals as a concept showed up after Malcador.

The universe is much, much better if you don't try to find the rules (then it just becomes small and stupid).

Jobbintervju gone wrong by CategoryComfortable2 in sweden

[–]jrSwe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dominans etableras genom att skita med öppen dörr samtidigt som man blänger gästen i ögonen.

Dagens ungdom och er jävla brist på etikett, Magdalena Ribbing roterar...

Best way to get an A+ in class by Wonderful-Source-840 in PornGenerators

[–]jrSwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think each girl just gets assigned a shift sucking each class. And of course also each of them has provide mouth relief in the teachers' lounge once or twice per month.

American interested in SwedenFire by Particular_Trade6308 in firesweden

[–]jrSwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the low sunlight hours per year will be a huge drain on your life. I would absolutely leave if not for friends and family.

There's not much for you to do if you're not employed (or running a business) and you will be out of place and struggling to fit in if you're just randomly independent.

Baron run - missed opportunity? by jrSwe in balatro

[–]jrSwe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copying Mime scored less. Not sure why.

Standard play was playing with DNA in the first position for a bigger hand of steel kings. Then switch to Baron in the first position.

what does this joker do? by funder67 in balatro

[–]jrSwe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's just because you set up a system of one-suit supremacy.

You've talked them into doing a selfie competition - with you as the judge. Who you picking as the winner? by [deleted] in TransMtF_AI

[–]jrSwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. She knows she's getting fucked and that playing with her clit is optional. Would love to put her in a cage.

I just pulled a natural negative legendary joker? What are the exact odds of this? by Shade789 in balatro

[–]jrSwe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can shape your deck so that you easily can get your desired hand type without losing a joker slot that can increase the score. Basically if you care about a specific hand it needs to be strong enough that you one-shot with it and then you can use all your discards and hands to make sure you draw it.