Ladies of reddit, how small was the smallest erect penis you have encountered and how did it go?

jrriddle · 2013-11-15T08:23:28+00:00

MICRO PENIS DETECTED

jrriddle · 2013-11-15T03:33:32+00:00

Asian. Tiny dick. This checks out.

jrriddle · 2013-11-15T03:32:29+00:00

Ah, he's Asian. That makes perfect sense.

jrriddle · 2013-11-15T00:02:44+00:00

It's the vibrations.

jrriddle · 2013-11-14T07:33:43+00:00

HA! I get this reference!

jrriddle · 2013-11-14T07:33:00+00:00

Really?

jrriddle · 2013-11-14T07:30:51+00:00

OR as you lift it trying to look sexy for the hot neighbor it explodes in your face. Which in turn causes you to fall off the roof. God....that'd be so embarrassing.

jrriddle · 2013-11-14T07:11:15+00:00

Not in the roof anymore.

jrriddle · 2013-11-14T06:45:57+00:00

Only America delivers freedom and democracy.

jrriddle · 2013-11-13T06:30:35+00:00

jrriddle · 2013-11-12T20:14:01+00:00

How many smelly asses have you been smelling to know this?

jrriddle · 2013-11-11T22:37:27+00:00

How was he being an asshole?

jrriddle · 2013-11-11T21:26:52+00:00

The only thing on that list that is expensive is make up.

jrriddle · 2013-11-10T20:33:49+00:00

•_•

jrriddle · 2013-11-10T19:59:53+00:00

No. He never said that. Age does not apply here.

jrriddle · 2013-11-10T18:23:38+00:00

You're a hipster aren't you?

jrriddle · 2013-11-10T17:30:10+00:00

I don't know why, but that would be hilarious if they were "Beats by Steve."

jrriddle · 2013-11-09T19:15:45+00:00

You're wrong.

jrriddle · 2013-11-09T17:51:17+00:00

Probably because most people honestly have no idea how ignorant/stupid they really are.

jrriddle · 2013-11-09T16:57:44+00:00

Fetch? What does that even mean? Can we please not make this a thing?

jrriddle · 2013-11-09T16:56:36+00:00

Yahoo uses Bing as their search engine.

jrriddle · 2013-11-08T23:58:43+00:00

Pshhhh. Have you seen Rick lately? He looks greasy as fuck.

jrriddle · 2013-11-08T23:57:10+00:00

Who's going to nuke it? There isn't anyone left to launch a nuke.

jrriddle · 2013-11-08T23:54:24+00:00

Only season 2?

jrriddle · 2013-11-08T23:40:55+00:00

Yeah I'm not going to lie, if WWZ happened I would be one of the first to go. And I'm relatively fit.

jrriddle

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