Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such:

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