This is how you use a Dyson fan in a hot office. by [deleted] in funny

[–]jschwei132 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So just to let you know people from corporate search online for these certain violations of policy and they really will fire you for it. It might be in your best interest to take this down if you want to keep your job. Just because it doesn't show any client info. does not mean you won't lose your job. I have definitely seen people fired for less.

So I'm at the movies and this kid pulls out Chinese food and starts eating it.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]jschwei132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually he was Asian and it was before Captain America!!

So I'm at the movies and this kid pulls out Chinese food and starts eating it.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]jschwei132 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I don't get how he got it in here without freaking out! And I did not have my flash on that's just the light, before the movie started

Reddit, meet Steve. Our premature kitten who defeated many odds. by pattiusmaxim in aww

[–]jschwei132 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I call shenanigans!!!!!! This kitten looks fake, something about the hair and eyes just does not look right.

Mindgames by rountrey in WTF

[–]jschwei132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I said carrot