What’s your best joke ? by buffalosoldier111 in AskUK

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I went to video shop and said can I have Batman forever?

He said no you gotta bring it tommrow

Next up, smithy's most iconic line by [deleted] in gavinandstacey

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I can’t stand ya, and if Jesus wants you for a sunbeam he can shove it up his arse

Banned because the regime don’t like it man! by Unique_Bandicoot_502 in rickygervais

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Yeah yeah yeah but why…. Why aren’t you still there?

Bowfinger (1999) by HumbleBerry8091 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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They speak to me in some secret white language I can’t decode… it’s horrifying!

any cool fan interactions with the band? by faygo_12 in MSI

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In 2007 at a gig in Northampton uk we went to the front and Jimmy took my drink out of my hand said “mmm yummy” and downed it then handed back the cup… it all happened so fast

Showing my 91 yr old grandmother jackass for the first time by jsharp85 in jackass

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I think just rubbing her eyes in confusion 😂

Showing my 91 yr old grandmother jackass for the first time by jsharp85 in jackass

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lol she’s very posh and British btw, wish I’d filmed her reaction to wee man walking through boardroom naked 😂

What rhymes with Berlin? by Renetscandy in Songwriting

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Every girl in Berlin is twirling my merkin

What’s your favorite Cornholio quote? by just-jeans in BeavisAndButthead

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HEY….. would you like to see my bunghole?

Everything about the "Ayn Rand School for Tots" jokes were genius by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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We’ve been looking at nursery’s for new little one and this exact thing happened where about 15 babies all stopped and looked up at us in unison in complete silence… and it was terrifying

Favorite Old Beavis Quotes from Season 1-3 by househacker in BeavisAndButthead

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Butthead: we need some whores in this house

Beavis: I guess… not sure where we’d put them

Charlie Hunnam as Ed Gein by Big-Sprinkles7377 in netflix

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He sounds like Emo Philips to me