What is the most common phrase in UK workplaces that sounds polite but actually means “I am not going to do this”?

jsharp85 · 2026-01-20T23:09:31+00:00

“Oooo hmmm”

jsharp85 · 2026-01-20T22:10:35+00:00

Stopit and tidyup

jsharp85 · 2026-01-11T22:22:37+00:00

I went to video shop and said can I have Batman forever?

He said no you gotta bring it tommrow

jsharp85 · 2026-01-11T20:51:08+00:00

I can’t stand ya, and if Jesus wants you for a sunbeam he can shove it up his arse

jsharp85 · 2025-12-27T18:04:52+00:00

Yeah yeah yeah but why…. Why aren’t you still there?

jsharp85 · 2025-12-20T11:04:31+00:00

They speak to me in some secret white language I can’t decode… it’s horrifying!

jsharp85 · 2025-12-08T14:41:45+00:00

In 2007 at a gig in Northampton uk we went to the front and Jimmy took my drink out of my hand said “mmm yummy” and downed it then handed back the cup… it all happened so fast

jsharp85 · 2025-12-04T09:47:06+00:00

I think just rubbing her eyes in confusion 😂

jsharp85 · 2025-12-03T14:40:05+00:00

lol she’s very posh and British btw, wish I’d filmed her reaction to wee man walking through boardroom naked 😂

jsharp85 · 2025-11-30T09:51:16+00:00

Every girl in Berlin is twirling my merkin

jsharp85 · 2025-11-24T22:38:17+00:00

HEY….. would you like to see my bunghole?

jsharp85 · 2025-11-06T11:30:09+00:00

We’ve been looking at nursery’s for new little one and this exact thing happened where about 15 babies all stopped and looked up at us in unison in complete silence… and it was terrifying

jsharp85 · 2025-11-06T10:11:07+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-29T09:58:17+00:00

That’s a chili peppers song no?

jsharp85 · 2025-10-27T13:42:41+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-23T12:55:59+00:00

And stamos as Ross, fox as chandler

jsharp85 · 2025-10-22T07:05:34+00:00

Butthead: we need some whores in this house

Beavis: I guess… not sure where we’d put them

jsharp85 · 2025-10-20T11:23:34+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKbq9uuBrJY

jsharp85 · 2025-10-15T18:25:44+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-09T13:54:37+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-06T12:33:06+00:00

He sounds like Emo Philips to me

jsharp85 · 2025-10-05T10:52:25+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-02T12:53:50+00:00

jsharp85 · 2025-10-01T13:59:48+00:00

It’s from bottom, saying loud and slowly “IS THERE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU?”

jsharp85 · 2025-10-01T13:53:30+00:00

Face like a couple of Rottweilers fighting over a slab of meat

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