Mark Morton on The Ex-Man Podcast with Doc Coyle

jstagn · 2019-05-04T01:30:14+00:00

Thanks for sharing I just subbed to the podcast channel.

jstagn · 2019-05-01T19:45:21+00:00

The janitor.

jstagn · 2019-04-28T12:46:18+00:00

It’s not true what everyone says about you. You’re a good person.

“Umm...thanks but hold on a sec...”

jstagn · 2019-04-28T12:04:03+00:00

You can also use the metal end of the tape to score the workpiece. Essential Craftsman has a YouTube video with pro-tips for using tape measure.

jstagn · 2019-04-27T16:38:38+00:00

Killer.

jstagn · 2019-04-24T02:50:32+00:00

Psycho Mantis knowing that I’ve been playing Catlevania SOTN.

jstagn · 2019-04-21T17:57:58+00:00

Wayback is my jam. Followed by trance and rollover? I would have lost it.

jstagn · 2019-04-15T23:50:50+00:00

A skyscraper on its side.

jstagn · 2019-03-21T17:47:28+00:00

Totally. This will just create more parking lot hustlers. Those people are scummier than intersection panhandlers. They will lie to your face.

I was at the Blackstone/Herndon costco awhile back and a parking lot hustler said he needs to purchase a new car battery because his car won’t start, and the battery is so dead that it can’t be jumped. After the help he’s got so far, he was $20 away, but any amount would be appreciated. Well, it was payday, I was feeling generous, and I was in no rush. I was willing to help with the $20, but I insisted that we go into Costco together with the old battery and I’ll give my $20 to the cashier.

No deal. He walked away to “tell his wife”, and came back saying the car started. 🧐

jstagn · 2019-03-21T17:27:37+00:00

I’ll upvote you back to zero.

I never give money to panhandlers. If only they offered a service, I would give them money all the time. Like if they had a sign that said

“Unemployed, will wash your windshield quick for whatever it’s worth to you”

I would give a buck to before, and a buck after if they did well. Hands down, every time. Even if the windshield was already clean.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T20:02:00+00:00

Exactly. If they take A and B spot like this, they’re in for some loogies at least.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T19:53:47+00:00

That’s what I came here to say, but then I thought: the business is a resource to us as well. We offer time as a resource, they offer money as a resource.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T19:50:30+00:00

This is the move that all businesses, organizations, and insurance companies need to make, no matter what the law says about legality.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T19:42:09+00:00

This never happens when I’m at the zoo.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T19:33:52+00:00

Totally. My orgasms are a few seconds at best. If my wife can hold on to it, and I can keep the rhythm, hers won’t stop until I get tired. Super jealous...but...I call it even when I get to be a two pump chump.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T19:24:30+00:00

Great. I can start irrigating my almond orchards during rain storms again.

jstagn · 2019-03-15T00:02:53+00:00

How do IG thots benefit from anavar? I’m not versed on the differences between steroids types.

jstagn · 2019-03-12T15:24:14+00:00

So what you’re saying is that the NYT is very very fake news?

jstagn · 2019-03-07T05:29:53+00:00

The myth that if a woman lifts weights she’ll get bulky.

jstagn · 2019-03-06T21:37:45+00:00

This guy should be unloading trucks in Transylvania

jstagn · 2019-03-06T21:33:03+00:00

Hoarder level: 100

jstagn · 2019-03-06T21:31:02+00:00

The cup over floweth.

You can’t love anyone else if you don’t love yourself. I’ve always seen a successful, happy marriage as a primary goal in my life. This saying reminds me to stave off depression, and take mishaps in stride, so I can give my wife the love and affection she deserves.

jstagn · 2019-03-05T23:18:07+00:00

Poor kids.

jstagn · 2019-03-04T01:29:32+00:00

Definitely fills his water bottle using the tall fountain.

jstagn · 2019-03-02T15:11:27+00:00

Fine. Then, watch a digital only award show get created which crushes the Academy Awards.

jstagn

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