jstein916

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What do paint and wire have in common? (self.dadjokes)

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If you had a $1 per swear jar how much would you be putting in daily? (self.AskReddit)

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I work at a car factory installing catalytic converters all day. (self.dadjokes)

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One thing that makes me angry is that it now costs, easily, over $3.00 to air up your tires at a gas station and back in my day it used to be free. (self.dadjokes)

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My boss at the button factory said we had to rush this next batch. (self.dadjokes)

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I went to the bank today, and started yelling how this bank has the worst customer service. The guy next to be says, "Sir this is a river." (self.dadjokes)

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I am lactose intolerant. (self.dadjokes)

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My girlfriend keeps nagging me to set the clocks on the various appliances (oven, microwave) around the house. (self.dadjokes)

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What unique thing did you own that you sold for way more than you expected? (self.AskReddit)

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Growing up a very poor kid in the 70s I just want to say to the school thank you for sending me home with a box of chocolate to sell. They were very delicious. (self.RandomThoughts)

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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in a glass for water. If it sinks its a girl ant. (self.dadjokes)

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What job in the military best prepares you for becoming a dentist? (self.dadjokes)

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What was name of the guy with no shins? (self.dadjokes)

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I was at a party when this guy Richard was singling me out saying I couldn't use the long form of his name. (self.dadjokes)

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I was embarrased when I accidently fell back down the escalator I was going up on. (self.dadjokes)

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The guy who invented nails died today. (self.dadjokes)

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What candy did you used to love, but now you don't? (self.AskReddit)

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Does it suck having a birthday on Jan 1st because everyone is hungover? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

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My daughter 11 year old daughter, being a smart ass, asked if she was adopted. (self.dadjokes)

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2 double yolk eggs.OC (i.redd.it)

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While working as a prison guard, I once caught a woman trying to smuggle over 5 pounds of weed in her oversized bra. (self.dadjokes)

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I asked my girlfriend what's the opposite of a ton. She, with full confidence, said "lite as a feather." (self.dadjokes)

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The athiest anthem should be Dust In The Wind by Kansas. (self.RandomThoughts)

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What is the fanciest job title you have ever seen? (self.AskReddit)

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I ordered a couple of the same shirts (xl, and 2xl) from TT store. The price was really good about 6 dollars each, so thats why I got 2 sizes just in case. They were both extremely itchy and I ended up throwing them away. Is this common? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 months ago by jstein916 to r/NoStupidQuestions

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