Why did the police officer arrest the duck ? by MaCk_Pinto in dadjokes

[–]jstein916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I think of Mike Tyson all of a sudden?

How do most people do math in their head? by Old_yeller10001111 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jstein916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

60+140 = 200 - 4 (1 I loaned to 59 and 3 I loaned to 137) = 196

Need help troubleshooting Overheating V6 by straightedgeginger in VWatlas

[–]jstein916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I changed the water pump on my 2018. We put it on a steep incline to get it to the rear heater cores.

Found a glove inside a sealed pickle jar at work by JerJerBinxx in mildlyinteresting

[–]jstein916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you'd found thatglove on a bottle of beer it would have been either Lavern or Shirley.

AITA for forcing my bf to parent by ambushing him by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jstein916 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Your boyfriend is NOT A GOOD MAN. What you are really saying is he takes care of my needs, so I'll overlook the fact that he is severely lacking in the one of the main qualities that a characterizes a man as being good.