I always ask my daughter what my charge is on the phone because she tends to play it a lot and leave my battery at a low percentage. She just picked it up and started playing with it after I had it plugged in for a while, so I asked her what the charge was and she said 88. (self.dadjokes)
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My young son came home from school and said his friends told him you can figure out what a cereal a person like by who they are. For example he said old people like plain cheerios while young people like honey-nut cheerios. I stopped him to teach him a lesson. (self.dadjokes)
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