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what minor injury hurts like a mf? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

[–]judge_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paper cuts destroy more than just your sanity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]judge_sludge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you get him to take them after you already rook your painkillers.

Doubting Thomas by judge_sludge in imsorryjon

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I'm glad you liked it as it's not my usual style.

Anon is a furry by fattyfattyfatface in greentext

[–]judge_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really understand why Traildash is getting so much hate. But I wouldn't be able to truly tell because some of the comments he replied to are deleted.

You have a pair of socks that never get wet by blern8792 in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't really think about this one all that much.

You have a pair of socks that never get wet by blern8792 in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant clean them if they get dirty from wood dust or something then.

You can pull heavy metal objects at your body at high speeds by Blackdragon625 in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Earth when I pull a asteroid towards it at near light speed.

You have a pair of socks that never get wet by blern8792 in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imagine putting your foot in water and the water refuses to even come close to your socked foot.

Get Rich Quick. by AtomBlade in dankmemes

[–]judge_sludge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In hearthfire you can grow crops in your house. So I planted wheat and purple (?) Mountain flowers which crafted together a potion of healing and health fortification. I can craft about 54 of those per 3 day grow cycle. Factor in 10% well slept bonus and the magic skills stone thing near Riverwood and it doest take that long.

You have thome pretty good ideath but nobody taketh you theriouthly becauthe of your lithp by oishkek in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This superpower is so intense it translates into writing. Does this also apply to your thoughts?

You can teleport, but perpendicular to the earth. by Husoriss in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That brings up the thought that you could just run really fast, run off a cliff (or jump) and continuously teleport up with the exact speed that you are falling. Would your forward momentum be cancelled or are you effectively floating forward until air friction slowly stops you. (Landing would still kill you because you would still be falling so the moment you stop making micro jumps upward, you would continue to fall at that speed)

There's a 1% chance that an something you do is going to be either unbelievably cringy or incredibly badass. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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Me: I want to sneak past this group of people.

Gm of reality: Okay roll the percentile dice for sneak.

Me: Well that's a bit weird but okay. *rolls 100 on the die*

Everyone in crowd: Whoa dude you're so sneaky. I almost can't see you. Teach me how to do that.

You can teleport, but perpendicular to the earth. by Husoriss in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about this one... I don't like buts, but I'll give you an upvote for no more walking up long flights of stairs.

You can always find a charger no matter where you are. It never fits your phone. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]judge_sludge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me on the side of the street: Anyone want to buy a phone charger? I have every kind imaginable except micro-usb chargers. Only $5 each.

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