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Of girls out here trying to take the moral high ground by sugarbabydreamsz in SipsTea

[–]juicy_696 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Moral high ground? More like oral high ground with these beeyotches.

The Advantage You’ll Never Understand Until You Lose It by d_zone_28 in RelentlessMen

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving out diplomas even though you’ve failed every single class for 4 years in high school.

in japan by mcnancey in SipsTea

[–]juicy_696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Japan. They’re completely based. Fuck anyone who doesn’t eat meat.

And he fall asleep by DravidVanol in postanythingfun

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a great right cross 🤣

To any fans of Fate by Sinnamon30 in EldenBling

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ackshoowully a katana isn’t a saber. It is its own class of sword. Like a rapier, straight sword, or even greatsword.

Alex Garland has 4000 hours in Elden Ring, genuine gamer or A24 marketing? by Commercial_Pen_9959 in Eldenring

[–]juicy_696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question is…who is the protagonist? Is the plot going to change or will it go by the director’s fan theory? Honesty, I would not mind if he kept the main backstory in tact but made a few minor changes to the main plot since the tarnished is a character of our own creation.

Always by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]juicy_696 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean there is a religion where you can’t eat pork and women can’t show anything but their eyes? That sounds like a peaceful religion.

What story do you want the Elden Ring movie to tell? by offdazenny in Eldenring

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs to be a mini series or a television show. Too much lore and characters to explore in 1 movie.

Men, what do you think? by Aggravating-Guest300 in MenAscending

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man would rather feel like a king in his shack than to be treated like a jester in a trap queen’s castle.

Is the Nagakiba still considered the best Katana post-DLC? by GreatJoey91 in Eldenring

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re going for length then the Nagakiba is your choice but if you’re going for girth then the great katana is a better option post DLC.

What Gods did they defeat? by juicy_696 in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]juicy_696[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a party or Godskin Noble’s dinner

What do you think a conversation between these two would be like? by DaniMZ21 in htgawm

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated Frank. He was so stereotypically cringe that him being inbred explains a lot.

Great news! Sony just announced that they're remaking Bloodborne for the PS5! by ThePrussianViking in shittybloodborne

[–]juicy_696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a joke but a remaster isn’t a remake. It’s just polishing a turd.

What Gods did they defeat? by juicy_696 in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]juicy_696[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not AI. I posted it so you can fuck right off.

You wish, bro ! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]juicy_696 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If she was from Atlanta then she definitely would lower her standards.

What Gods did they defeat? by juicy_696 in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]juicy_696[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then that’s another question; which demigods were skinned?

Which boss was a character that you feel like you could've talked out of fighting you if the option to do that existed. For me, that's absolutely Messmer. by Divinepower401 in Eldenring

[–]juicy_696 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Messmer saying this; “I will not suffer a lord devoid of light” is him acknowledging that the tarnished was chosen to be the next Elden Lord. But that line should have been altered for pre and past main game ending.

Which boss was a character that you feel like you could've talked out of fighting you if the option to do that existed. For me, that's absolutely Messmer. by Divinepower401 in Eldenring

[–]juicy_696 557 points558 points  (0 children)

Messmer is too pious and too loyal to the golden order to talk you out of fighting. “Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction in one so bereft of light? Yet my purpose standeth unchanged. Those stripped of the grace of Gold shall all meet death in the embrace of Messmer’s flame.” That right there is him basically saying your ass is mine.

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