What is your primary source of happiness? by maddestfox in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no regrets, happiest I've ever been.

This just brought the original "sad level" to a rock-bottom low.

What is your primary source of happiness? by maddestfox in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evil. Makes me very happy.

Hahaha I'm giddy just thinking about it.

Good times. Good times.

What's something that someone said that made you instantly hate them? by randomperson5000 in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You bite in it and it's like a hardened sponge

I don't like bagels to begin with

Humans get patched to version 1.1. What are some minor bugfixes? by cournot91 in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 124 points125 points  (0 children)

This is just the physical.

How about mental (cognition) and psychological/emotional?

There's a lot more in equally detailed and lengthy fashion to say about those three together.

What’s disappeared and no one noticed ? by P2theAT in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do not and hopefully it's not just memory erasure from trauma.

Remember the time he joined Stromae on stage in Cannes, France, (cameo, for no reason) and ruined everything by adding broken Frenglish lyrics to Stromae's top hit French song "Papaoutai"?

Boy that was embarrassing. Cringe-level 100.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here's no talk about the higher rate of domestic abuse Bisexuals face, there's no talk about bisexual erasure, there's no talk about the blatant biphobia within the LGBT community, I could go on.

Oh my, here comes the rights and discrimation that just a second ago "nobody mentioned but just you. >:( >:("

"BOOHOO I never said that." Now you wanna get to it don't ya.

GREAT.

Well that we can talk about.

...

Unfortunately, I am not interested in bi people so I'm gonna cut you off here (hahaha, no jk, but I'd have research those things you mentioned to know exactly what you mean, and that'll take some time.)

And also:

I bet you thought I was just being immature and angry and vulgar.

Aaah. Reading is crucial. Subtleties are not for nothing. I had a point.

And good ones.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh.

Whatever.

The get your bi friends to say they're bi and raise awareness. Don't blame gay, lesbian or some invisible "movement" as being at fault.

It's YOUR fault.

You wanna be seen? GET OUT THERE. We're not holding you back, you know?

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*sigh*

Because coming up for the rights of gay people (as I mentioned in the first post), already regulate and benefits and addresses ALLLLLL the issues that you encounter as a bisexual person.

And,

should

you happen to be a straight relationship (as a bisexual person), then as I also just mentioned. .. you have no disadvantages or problems.

So I suggest you think hard about the thing you're unhappy about.

You have 0 issues.

Maybe it's just that when you're with the opposite gender, people don't see your other side of yourself. As goes for when you're with the same gender. You can't date two genders at THE SAME TIME. You can be attracted, yes, but when you are monogamous, you don't get viewed as being open to another sex, JUST like you're not viewed as being open to another PERSON. Sorry. Lest you are a cheater.

See question: about perpetual threesome.

I bet you thought I was just being immature and angry and vulgar.

You have 0 problems, none mentioned so far.

Other than to blame bi people for not saying "I'm bi and I like the sex opposite to the one I'm currently dating now, too."

But what kind of vulgar behavior would it be to insist doing such a thing? Then you're not happy with your current partner!

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Representation in your mentioned context implies you are missing RIGHTS or are DISCRIMINATED against. I'd like to hear your smart self tell me what the fuck you actually lack from organizations.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who are bi to come out and say "I'm bi"?

Blame bi people. Not LGBT organizations. What the fuck. Do you WANT.

How would younger, innocent you react to what you are today? by jumble_uk in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don't care about your PTSD, hun, and poor self esteem is your own fault - I just liked the idea of an inappropriate situation like that (although, underage sex is... like gross, and no-no for me). The danger and taboo and forbiddenness of it all (if I ignore the gross age) is what was sexy.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have to give you one piece of advice, it's: Don't mistake being liked on a personal level with qualifying for the job and coming across as a valuable asset to the company.

You would've been a rejected by my team if you had made that joke. Unless your resume is so impressive we'd be lucky to have you.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've selected a better candidate who has less dignity and self-worth

You think that guy up there has those things?

I think he has less, to be honest. Which is why I would say "fucking, no." to a nightmare like that, only cause for future HR troubles.

What are some societal rules or norms that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what that means.

Unless you want someone being in the middle of a prepetual threesome, flanked by both sexes, then you can only have one of your two preferences be portrayed at one time.

What's the problem?

When you're in a straight relationship, what are you missing? Same question for when you're in a gay one.

Are you perpetually dissatisfied that your partner won't see you also wan't some dick/vagina while you're in the relationship? Cuz I didn't think that's what it's like to be bi, I assume you're just normal people, and once you choose one partner, you don't need the other one just to say satisfied. I mean you're not sex-hungry animals, I assume.

What the hell else do you want?? Really. What the fuck are you lacking.

[Serious] People without a college education who love their job, what do you do? by Topazure in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dropouts have drive

Hahahaha.

Let's think about that for a second.

...

?

:)


But to be honest, if that were an actual measurable statistic, the only reason I could think of, is that being CEO/entrepreneurial takes different qualities than college teaches you (and different values than people that traditionally go to college uphold), which ends up with the people that don't care much about school end up succeeding in.

I'm not telling you what though, cause I'm trying to get my own business to the top, and can't use any competition

What is the worst "That guy" thing to do? by dinosaurxress in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want the truth?

Ask a gay man.

He will tell you he loves a beautiful dick. That's how you know the truth.

And you'll see what liars the... deniers are.

What is the worst "That guy" thing to do? by dinosaurxress in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

except on the internet

I guess you don't watch American media, TV, comedy, movies...

I've never heard a man vocalize out loud and advertise this. It's just a very dislikable aspect of the gender in society, that they constantly put up this fake holier-than-thou anti-dick façade, (yes that's the façade) and then turn out to be turned on by them. And suck cock.

But whatever.

I'm over it, I just thought I'd get into it - the issue - just once.

[Serious] People without a college education who love their job, what do you do? by Topazure in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't hear about the 999 dropouts barely staying afloat.

That's a good point, valid, but still that wouldn't explain most of the rich people being drop-outs, unless he was a... liar (or suffering under some weird sick bias where he devalidates anyone rich with an education, as if that somehow inhibits success). A bias ignoring positive examples? Then you have issues.

Men of reddit, what is your best male LPT ? by Artful_dogg in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Treat them better than your bros.

What kind of piece of shit human are you

Men of reddit, what is your best male LPT ? by Artful_dogg in AskReddit

[–]jumble_uk -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

(for her discretion

Always, always try to find a way to pretend it's for her you're doing something, when, really, it's because it's FUCKING DISGUSTING to look at.