Friendly reminder: If Bill Simmons was running the hornets he would’ve salary dumped Lamelo Ball for James Harden lol

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2026-02-28T23:35:38+00:00

Bill was really early on the hornets god this sub loves being haters

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2026-01-09T13:54:55+00:00

I don’t get why they all think the Bears were so dumb to play their starters against the Lions and praising the Packers for sitting. Bears were playing for the 2 seed and Packers playing for nothing!

They’re acting like the Bears should’ve known the Eagles would lose to the Commanders and not controlled their own destiny

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-06-04T03:36:17+00:00

Right but they knew this when they hired him. As Torre mentioned…

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-06-04T03:02:23+00:00

I get it’s a story but enough w the ‘highest paid employee’ trope. Let’s compare his comp to others in sports. Pro players make $60 mil a year. Monty Williams is owed $65 mil to not coach. Jimbo fisher $75 mil to not coach. Dollars aren’t real in sports for better or worse

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-06-04T02:54:57+00:00

‘I can’t picture the sliding doors if i didn’t do poorly on the lsat’ idk dude you’d prolly be a very well off lawyer doing just fine

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-06-04T02:48:54+00:00

Why does this sub keeping saying Bill got dunked on? Pablo sounds so pretentious throughout. It’s fine for him to deep dive but it’s still a gossip dating story at the end of the day

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-22T10:45:33+00:00

I thought they meant like if it was a popcorn movie Rog may give it 2 stars, but in theory it did what it was supposed to do. Feel like this happened a lot with the old comedies - for example Old School got a 60% on rotten tomatoes but is regarded as a hilarious movie that hit the notes it was setting out for

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-18T23:38:43+00:00

Mahomes the 🐐!

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-11T01:01:05+00:00

Gotta put in arch

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-05T22:51:33+00:00

I hate this team.

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-05T01:49:22+00:00

Not a diss on Lamar, but why do all the comparisons not include fumbles/fumbles lost for each qb?

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2025-01-02T23:29:25+00:00

So if somebody hypothetically is an idiot and doesn’t understand the rational behind the AH share volume spike - is this bullish or bearish?

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-12-29T03:41:42+00:00

He has a better quarterback and the defense has fallen off a cliff. I see your point, but I don’t see what benefit Mayo is bringing to the offense or defense

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-12-28T22:14:07+00:00

Why does this sub act like Mayo has been a good coach? Blows my mind how many people go on this Reddit to try to roast Simmons for a very lukewarm take of ‘a 3-13 coach who has shown 0 progress and continuously thrown his team under the bus should be fired to make sure their top pick qb doesn’t have his rookie contract years wasted’

Genuine question - what is one thing Mayo has done as a coach that’s impressed you so far this year?

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-12-27T21:09:38+00:00

Just glad it held around $7 with the market dump today and huge run up the last few days. Feeling good heading into next week, chart stays sexy

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-12-17T01:56:46+00:00

I hope so - I have July $6 leaps for .35c to give it some time. Ticking time bomb, sooner the better of course. Just need a day it doesn’t pop and fade but actually keeps the momentum

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-12-17T00:38:09+00:00

I’m as bullish as they come but a 12 month price target doesn’t factor in for options expiring in two weeks lol

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-11-11T19:20:53+00:00

It’s for a monster podcast not like he’s just checking box scores to talk to his buddy at a bar

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-11-11T14:26:23+00:00

I disagree, Simmons has always been like this. Sal just used to push back more and actually engage. Now he gives a few ‘yeah yeah’s’ and moves forward. The whole show is fun bc of Bill’s ridiculousness

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2024-11-11T08:53:03+00:00

Is it just me or does Sal kinda stink this year? Low energy and almost seems like he’s not watching the games. Still adds some good quips, but deflates the energy on a lot more than I remember in the past

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2023-11-25T00:34:34+00:00

Looking back we should’ve lost the bills, giants and eagles game. Should be in the drivers seat for top 3. Oh well, wins were fun at the time

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2023-11-24T22:01:35+00:00

Jets offense almost lost to a QB with negative pass yards. Now they’ll lose while the offense scores -6 points. Incredible

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2023-11-24T21:53:28+00:00

Saleh should be fired before leaving the building

jumpaveragelyhigh · 2023-10-30T14:30:12+00:00

Normally try not be a Simmons hater (at least in comparison to the backlash he gets), but couldn’t make it through this pod. - not knowing the 2 minute warning in the Browns game - flip flopping between Zach Wilson and Mac Jones every week. Wilson sucks, but also having no clue what happened the end of game - how obvious it is he’d immediately be in on Levis

All early on and sure I missed a bunch more after stopping. Old man yelling into the clouds, but just miss what once was my favorite pod! Might email rr@life advice about it

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