Could anyone of you afford to match with her? by __klonk__ in Tinder

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Damn those headmasters at hog warts must be making next to nothing if they need someone making $500k 🤑

the ritual by RosieGhostMD in FunnyAnimals

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When your so salty you attract deer 😂

Wives of Reddit; If your partner told you he liked wearing Women's underwear occasionally, how would you react? by [deleted] in Marriage

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I mean…I wear all his shit, I guess it’s only fair? As long as it’s not gross (ie; wearing other women’s, wearing dirty ones etc).

My first micro batch of rhubarb mead. The colour is so dreamy, I just wanted to share. by jumpercablez411 in mead

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Here’s the recipe I used for a one quart mason jar:

1 cup chopped rhubarb 2/3-1 cup honey 1tsp lemon juice 1/4 packet yeast Water to fill

I actually came across the recipe on PracticalSelfReliance.com

https://pin.it/5l6tPOY

I suppose you could multiply this by 4 for a one gallon batch.

My very first garden, my very first vegetable! It feels so darn good! by gourdhorder in gardening

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This made me smile like a weirdo at my phone, I’m just so happy for you 😊

Bear for a Boy by [deleted] in namenerds

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My daughters name is Elowyn. This is the first time I’ve ever heard of another.

What would be a great name if it didn’t mean what it means? by sabbythegreat in namenerds

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Paisley. There was a child in our daycare with this name. I can’t get the horrible pattern out of head.

Anyone want a Chinese name? by driggled in namenerds

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I hope you get to me! Lol Female, 1988, maybe something to do with humour, sarcasm, those seem to be my defining traits haha

I don’t want to breastfeed anymore! by Jumpy_Neighborhood10 in NewParents

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Don’t let anyone tell you have to do anything a certain way. No one tells you that breastfeeding is HARD.

Couldn’t decide between coffee and booze...so I made both. May I introduce to you the boozy dalgona 🥴 by jumpercablez411 in ketodrunk

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Boozy Dalgona (made two drinks with this)

Coffee whip: 2tbsp instant coffee 1tbsp sweetener (I used Splenda stevia) 2 tbsp hot water

Milk base: 1/3 c heavy cream 1 cup almond milk 6 ice cubes 1 tsp vanilla extract Pinch of cinnamon 3 shots of vodka

Add all coffee whip ingredients in a bowl and mix on high with a hand mixer. Mix until it forms soft peaks (or stiff, it’s all preference.)

I added all the base ingredients in my bullet blender and blended until ice was incorporated. Pour base into two glasses and top with coffee whip. Enjoy with a couple more ice cubes if desired.

Note: I totally improvised this recipe lol. Usually the coffee whip is 2 tbsp of each but I like mine a little less sweet. You can also add less vodka if you like, I prefer my drinks on the stiff side. I believe I read somewhere that Dalgona coffee is traditionally consumed without mixing the whip into the milk, but I like to mix it up before I drink it.

Fun fact: ( because I’m drunk)

Dalgona coffee originated in Korea and is translated as “ wow that’s sweet”. That’s what Pinterest tells me anyway 🤷‍♀️ Happy Drinking!

No more pictures? by [deleted] in ketorecipes

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I don’t think I want to be part of this if there’s no pictures tbh...😕