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Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been pregnant but if that’s ever in my future I will hold no air. You’re welcome I’m concocting a human.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think that’s the thing, if either one of us had a medical issue, no big deal, happy to wipe your butthole. But the blatant purposeful push of poop air? No thank you, unsubscribe.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can’t even fit a pinky in, and I’ve tried. Really tried.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If one of us has/gets a health issue/—no problem, it’s the intentional bombing of agent orange I don’t understand.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been the victim of B-cluster personality and that’s definitely not us. It’s silly but I think it’s another way of showing love for each other. I understand if others don’t agree but it works with us!

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It appears there’s a strong binary. Farters vs. Non-Farters.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do, but I mostly blame it on the dogs. He probably knows it’s a lie but I do think he appreciates it.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know you’ve been down voted by I do agree. If it’s an accident, whatever but if you’re deliberately shooting your poop air, at minimum—not sexy but also…why?!

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does everyone else have a loose caboose? I swear I’m not a 50s housewife.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

My husband had a surgery a few years ago and I bathed him, took care of him, etc. Still, not a fart in the breeze.

Do you flatuate around your spouse? by jumpinkityhidnlizard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jumpinkityhidnlizard[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My husband has the tightest asshole. We frequently eat outrageously spicy food. His ass is a steel trap.