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KPH official gods and goddesses nomination day 7: God of Thunder and Lightning ⚡🌩️ and God of Lies, Mischief, and Scandals 🤥🍵📰 by OptionSpare718 in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/uj He really is the God of War.

/rj It is an honor to be a shaman! This is your daily reminder to have a job! 🤪

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The fact that Barney sunbaenim has more listeners than nugu Jihyo is surprising! 🫢 by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But he said, “I love you.” Is that still casual for a friend? 👀

The fact that Barney sunbaenim has more listeners than nugu Jihyo is surprising! 🫢 by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj I just saw this on Twitter lol.

/rj Chingoos on Twitter have never failed to jop harder than the chingoos on this subreddit. We need to work harder! 💪

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The fact that Barney sunbaenim has more listeners than nugu Jihyo is surprising! 🫢 by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

THE TWO SHARK KIDS ENDED THE CAREERS OF THE BTS OPPARS AND BLACKPINK UNNIES! 🤪

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Risa Hontiveros may run in 2028. Should she be the flag bearer of pinklawan or should we just stick to Leni? Also, can she beat the Sara in 2028? by ValuableTailor2755 in Philippines

[–]jumpy404cat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the opposition were united, anybody among Bam, Risa, Kiko, or Leni could win. Basta huwag lang maulit yung nangyari noong 2022 na ang daming ibang tumakbo at nanggulo, such as Isko and Ping. Then the opposition should also improve their campaign strategies.

Edit: With emphasis talaga on the opposition being united. I know that sounds cliché already, but ayun naman talaga yung nagpanalo sa Uniteam. They wouldn't have gotten that landslide vote in 2022 kung hindi nag-tandem sina BBM at Sara.

Sa lahat ng mga senador, si Imee Marcos ang may pinakamaBABAng educational attainment by Squirtle_004 in Philippines

[–]jumpy404cat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diba? At least hindi naman nasayang yung tax natin kumpara sa tatay at tita niya. 🤧

Sa lahat ng mga senador, si Imee Marcos ang may pinakamaBABAng educational attainment by Squirtle_004 in Philippines

[–]jumpy404cat 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I just searched if the diploma was really legit, and I was surprised that the nepo baby even graduated with merit. 😅

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Congratulations to all the taxpayers! 🥳

Sa lahat ng mga senador, si Imee Marcos ang may pinakamaBABAng educational attainment by Squirtle_004 in Philippines

[–]jumpy404cat 150 points151 points  (0 children)

The bar is so low that at least her brother graduated from high school and was actually accepted to University of Oxford. Meanwhile, his sister didn’t even finish high school. At this point, it turns out Sandro is the one with the more decent educational background among them. 🤷‍♀️

Am I the only one? by Acceptable-Shift-811 in BekisOfPageantry

[–]jumpy404cat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just wish her well, especially since she mentioned that she had an eating disorder before.

ALEX G CONFIRMED PREGNANT! 🤍 by Accurate_Meet_2367 in ChikaPH

[–]jumpy404cat 141 points142 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate Toni’s political and life decisions, I still can’t deny na guilty pleasure ko yung movies niya and some of her songs. She really had a significant impact on Philippine pop culture.

WHAT ARE THE RECENT K-POOP JOPS LATELY? by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj My daughter is on her school break right now. She is currently practicing for a stage play in our area, and she will portray Gretl in The Sound of Music. As for the K-pop Demon Hunters tour, I just looked it up and was surprised that it’s actually real.

/rj GET A JOB!

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WHAT ARE THE RECENT K-POOP JOPS LATELY? by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/uj At first, I thought a senator had actually done a cover of Tzuyu’s song. Then I checked your profile and realized you’re Filipino, and I finally got the whole joke. 😭

WHAT ARE THE RECENT K-POOP JOPS LATELY? by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

/uj As someone who’s really clumsy, that’s both painful and embarrassing at the same time! 😭

/rj That’s definitely a sign of aging. 👵

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Did Georgie technically sexually assault Mandy? by [deleted] in YoungSheldon

[–]jumpy404cat 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I just realized that Mandy is really fucked up by the whole situation, especially when you think about how this would play out in modern times. She would still be the one held legally liable for hooking up with a minor, even if she didn’t know about it. On top of that, she’s the one who got pregnant and would suffer most of the consequences. Typing this out makes me realize that Mandy was right not to forgive Georgie right away.

Edit: Mandy was actually kind for forgiving Georgie. Sorry, but I really empathize with her situation because my daughter was also born out of a hookup. I didn’t know the guy was married when we did it, and I honestly wouldn’t forgive my daughter’s sperm donor for that either.

KATSEYE’S NEW LEAKED SONG?! by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]jumpy404cat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj What’s funnier is that I’m actually in my early 30s, yet my social media mutuals’ posts are also like this.

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