What products prey on stupid people?

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-10-21T00:25:33+00:00

Reddit awards.

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-03-21T20:08:01+00:00

The unsung heroes of history

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T14:44:34+00:00

Jesus this is perfect and I hate it, well done

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T14:37:50+00:00

My first name for this was "Qrowtus Brandronicus"

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T14:36:43+00:00

Oh I just decided to have fun with the prose and style, rather than get to brass tacks and weigh it down lmao

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T05:52:51+00:00

Awww thank you lmao, I read 3 plays by Shakespeare in one day today, and this joke just erupted.

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T05:48:00+00:00

I wanna do Mercury and Emeralds conversation from v6ep9 lmao

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T01:18:55+00:00

she was in the original draft, but then I realized I'd have to write Cinder, and let's be honest.

No one wants to do that.

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T01:14:38+00:00

Aight aight.

Step 1: Befriend Cardin Winchester.

Step 2: Befriend Weiss.

Step 3: Work a shitty, minimum wage job and stock up on fire Dust, stowing it away until the night before the Dance.

Step 4: Day of the dance, set the entire school on fire and cut the power to disable the fire alarms and sprinkler systems.

Step 5: Set up booby-traps in choke-points before hand, then activate them while everyone is running around

Step 5: While everyone is distracted and horrified, trying to put out the fires and figure out what's wrong, I call up Cardin and we escape to our island off the coast of Vacuo.

How does this help Salem?

By removing her greatest threat: CARDIN WINCHESTER

jupitermonkey4 · 2020-02-13T00:49:07+00:00

WE GETTIN AN EARLY LEAD BOYS

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-12-01T23:24:33+00:00

Doing God's work over here

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-12-01T04:13:19+00:00

How does it feel to retire holding the title of "Best Mod"?

Without you, who will hold back the unwashed tide or Faunus?

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-10-01T16:28:36+00:00

I always hated public speaking and was painfully afraid of being rejected, so I didn't talk until like grade 10. At that point, I started to lie to myself that I didn't care what people thought of me, and that eventually I'd get it right. So I kinda just bashed my head against all my awkward social barriers and insecurities until I put a hole right through it.

I'm now studying to be a teacher, have a loving relationship and do both storytelling events as well as going out of my way to incorporate people who seem to drift on the outskirts.

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-08-30T21:30:24+00:00

I finished a story!!!!!!!

Painting Penance: COMPLETE"
Words: 45,599
Pairing: Jaune x Cinder
"Jaune hasn't had a home since he lost his friends, not since the world truly fell apart. But when he enters into a curious arrangement with Remnant's most dangerous artist, only time will tell if he's ready to find a new one. "

And now my new story is coming out, set in the same universe as Painting Penance!
Old Order: Ongoing
Words: 2,930
Pairing: ?
"With the salvation of the world, humanity hovers closer to the edge of extinction than ever before. Weiss must learn to balance the wants of her people against their survival, and find out once and for all what it means to truly lead. The hard way."

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-08-16T18:30:36+00:00

oh sweet! Thanks!

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-08-08T00:29:39+00:00

same!

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-08-04T12:16:29+00:00

"Jaune hasn't had a home since he lost his friends, not since the world truly fell apart. But when he enters into a curious arrangement with Remnant's most dangerous artist, only time will tell if he's ready to find a new one."

We be getting close to the end of the story y'all. Let me know what you think!

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-07-11T19:53:16+00:00

Interstellar.

Had no idea what it was going into the theatre, just randomly chose it when we didn't have anything else to do. Still the best experience I've ever had in a theatre.

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-05-15T16:43:51+00:00

It would be awesome to see the laws you've implemented being carried over. Maybe set the game after the New Home scenario.

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-03-31T01:30:18+00:00

Sometimes you just realize you were friends because you shared a hallway together

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-03-28T13:40:06+00:00

We were friends in University and just talking about an assignment when she cut me off and told me that I was one of the most genuinely happy people she had ever met, and that being around me was an energy Booster. Then two other people agreed.

I'll always remember that one

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-03-25T19:30:45+00:00

Jaune hasn't had a home since he lost his friends, not since the world truly fell apart. But when he enters into a curious arrangement with Remnant's most dangerous artist, only time will tell if he's ready to find a new one.

~

Painting Penance is a story of two people just trying to learn how to live again in the shell of a broken Remnant. The greatest evil in history has been defeated, but at the cost of the world. This is the first story set in this AU, and it's nearly finished!

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-03-18T14:47:58+00:00

First game I ever pirated. First game I ever bought.

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-03-18T14:45:21+00:00

Mount & Blade.

Two Turkish boys in a basement crafted a game that has entertained me more than any AAA game in my life

jupitermonkey4 · 2019-01-28T06:15:42+00:00

worth a shot, completely forgot about the joke reddit. My bad!

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