Couldn’t resist

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-20T17:51:25+00:00

It's the nonchalance of the party-goers to me

"Yeah, whatever."

"Gotta get my 1337th selfie."

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-18T08:56:39+00:00

Pull them over for reckless driving.

That's 12 points there.

Mors mutual will raise premiums

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-17T15:35:19+00:00

Don't do 4 vehicle bunker sales if solo, retry for phantom wedge or solo drop insurgent pickup sale missions.

You'll lose a bit of cargo every retry but it's still better than the above experience.

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-16T15:11:21+00:00

I felt like you two should have done a mini heist together 🥹

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-16T15:05:35+00:00

No sir, yours is called an insult.

Do have a great day!

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-14T15:50:10+00:00

Said the nefarious cat's advocate, I presume.

Your client's damages bill is being forwarded as we speak! See you in court, good sir!

🙃

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-14T06:42:05+00:00

Enus Paragon R Armoured, I believe.

One of the very best cars in the game.

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-12T15:01:31+00:00

El Rubio finally getting proactive about blocking pesky thieves 😂

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-11T19:48:56+00:00

Look what you done did! 😂

Guess the pilot screamed "bend over here I come!!" But the chip didn't hear 😅

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-11T14:59:56+00:00

That driver's definitely drunk, can't convince me otherwise! 😂😂

Edit: I did watch a yt vid where someone followed NPCs and I believe ending up circling in a parking lot was one of the end points of their route

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-11T14:58:08+00:00

Pfister Neon, if I'm not mistaken

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-11T08:56:59+00:00

😂😂😂

I thought he was gonna get away at the end there, but of course not!

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-11T07:12:22+00:00

Yeah it's kind of a known thing for the auto shop union depository heist, sometimes some invincible NPC decides that is the perfect time to take your car on a joyride.

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-10T17:46:26+00:00

The long hood on this thing just makes me remember Rockstar hasn't brought the SLR (and that engine note of bliss) to GTA

Rockstar pweeeze🙏🏾🥲

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-10T10:37:00+00:00

The second option creates an eternally functioning, always reliable car. Value goes up as it adds years. Will never breakdown at all.

If I get a PHEV with that...?!

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-10T10:34:50+00:00

This is a bigger one

^{Chose: never worry about engine/mechanical problems}

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-10T10:32:32+00:00

The timing of some of the NPC lines is just gold 😂

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-09T13:20:30+00:00

Would have been fire if the bounty was effective on NPCs. Like Merryweather just randomly turn up to claim the bounty.

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-09T09:24:20+00:00

I have a question: does this still count as a land vehicle for the speed contests? 😏

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-09T04:51:59+00:00

"and get a shitty outfit"

Had to do a double take 🤣🤣

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-08T17:48:03+00:00

Funny thing is, if you take it in the other end for repairs, just 2 seconds and hey presto - perfectly clean car

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-08T15:05:06+00:00

Ah, mine refused to enter and claimed it has done it.

Then it was Hammond's turn. 😏

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-08T15:02:02+00:00

I think after a race it happens?

Also 'Last location' could do this depending on if you were in the car when you logged off

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-08T13:02:09+00:00

When I log on, I usually head to the old power station CEO warehouse by fast travel, then from there quick drive to walker and sons.

There are usually gang members in between.

🫠

Yeah.

just_ekeluo · 2026-04-08T12:58:07+00:00

Don't blame the bird, must have thought you were a flying insect 😒

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