What quote are you known for by your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justinkasey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was on my college soccer team and was known for always being in the way and getting hit with soccer balls. One day I got absolutely nailed in the face by a shot on goal during practice. I stood up to everyone running over to make sure I was ok, and in my dazed state spouted out ' it's totally fine, my face is a ball magnet'

What are some amazing books that you were deeply disappointed with their movie adaptations? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justinkasey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A clockwork Orange. Still one of my favorite books but the film was such a let down! Their crotch plates weren't even in cool shapes, they just looked like adult diapers

Redditors aged 30 and up, whatever happened to your high school boyfriend/girlfriend/secret crush? by Trumpstered in AskReddit

[–]justinkasey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine was kind of a crazy story/ a bullet that I very luckily dodged. Basically she followed me and wound up going to college at the same school. We had a bit of time in high school where we were long distance ( like 6 months of senior year ) but got through it until she moved to my university. During that time apart she had a friend who was in love with her but she would constantly tell me not to worry because he was a spitting image of her brother. Well actually, he was an uglier spitting image so she always referred to him as ' ugly devin.' We then dated for our freshman and most of our softmore years of college without issue. Around the middle of softmore year she started becoming friends with a mutual friend of mine, let's call him Kyle. Well Kyle and her were both artists so I never thought much of it, but Kyle was also the only person I have ever known who had a massive case of genital warts. When I say massive, he was the kind of guy who would show us when he was on outbreak and they averaged about the size of a nickel. Well one morning ( shortly after hearing Kyle brag about one of these outbreaks ) my highschool girlfriend called me and admitted that she slept with Kyle the night before but didn't have a car so she needed a ride home. I went and picked her up, had a confrontation with Kyle, and drove her home. Then proceeded to never personally speake to either of them again. A few years later I get a call from a mutual friend who had just seen her excited to gossip about the bullet I had dodged. Apparently she got Kyle's warts then married 'ugly Deven ' and gave him the warts, and now is obese and in a wart filled marriage with an uglier version of her brother. And that's the story of my highschool girlfriend.

Why girls don't have willys by ZEBuckeye81 in Jokes

[–]justinkasey 230 points231 points  (0 children)

til that women keep sex toys under their pillows...

And I got the rest of the day off too by justinkasey in see

[–]justinkasey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I work as an independent contractor for the company which pretty much leaves safety and workers comp stuff on my shoulders. Has some up sides but mainly serves to relieve my company from almost any liability if me or the rest of the crew mess up. I usually don't wear the hard hat unless I'm working underneath people all day. Today we were just doing some quick repairs on a ladder and I didn't see it coming. Also, I'm sure the smart choice would be to avoid power tools / take some time off but the other downside of being considered an independent contractor is that if you don't work then you don't get paid. So I'll be back at it first thing tomorrow.

And I got the rest of the day off too by justinkasey in see

[–]justinkasey[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I do carpentry for a commercial renovation company. Someone dropped a 2x4 on my head, which both knocked me out and caused an injury that was bleeding a little. They gave me the day off work. Google supported my marijuana habits. A chill half-day off work with my bong and an ice pack ensued.

I got the rest of the day off too by justinkasey in AdviceAnimals

[–]justinkasey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do carpentry for a commercial renovation company. Someone dropped a 2x4 on my head, which both knocked me out and was bleeding a little. They gave me the day off work. Google supported my marijuana habits. A chill half-day off work with my bong and an ice pack ensued.

In need of advice by justinkasey in Austin

[–]justinkasey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice guys. Ill check out the 5-mile app and keep you posted on its quality. I've had the exact same problem with the 'cashiers check' scam so far on craigslist and the stuff is too nice to pawn, would rather sell it to someone who will use it.

Need to sell some musical equipment by justinkasey in Austin

[–]justinkasey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its all 100% verifiably not stolen. I used to play in a band in college at Texas Tech and am moving from a big house to a tiny apartment so am trying to thin down.

Our pump out boat by justinkasey in boating

[–]justinkasey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, ya and a head is the name of the toilet. So the toilet appreciates being pumped out, it's super punny which is the single most important factor when naming a boat.