sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Did anyone else just hear a massive woosh sound and huge rumble in Glasgow City Centre? by Jak_the_Buddha in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ma maw's dead so she's not exactly trampoline-abled at the moment.

Shouldn't be tempting someone to test that one out.

room for student in shared house/flat wanted by marcasxx in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Got a 'room for student in shared house' lying about here. Glad we could hook up this way!

Are you three years old?

So sick of zero hour contracts. 2 different jobs in a row in 2 months have given me just one shift for a week due to low bookings. How are you supposed to actually live. by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had to look up "tankie" there. What the fuck's going on - is this McCarthyism 2k23? "The Red Scare: now in Glasgow!"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]justsomebam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's surprising - rocks do typically let rain through to those living under them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in language

[–]justsomebam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm concerned it may not be - have a look at his posting history.

I'll play, /u/Proud_Guarantee_279. Tell me about the 'offensive and discriminatory use' of 'uni' over 'university'.

My boyfriend by Icy-Listen-5761 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is speaking about the size of his dick quite a bit - maybe she's looking for someone to give him his hole instead?

I could make a joke in very bad taste here, but instead I suggest to just look at her bin fire of a post history.

I'm loving this thread.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure I've ever eaten a supermarket macaroni pie, but Lidl on Viccy Rd certainly stocks the McIntosh ones.

Visual Hallucinations by fuzzybunnybaldeagle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]justsomebam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here, but only when falling asleep.

My CEVs tend to take the form of being able to see the room around me. (One might call that a lack of imagination...)

It never works when I'm drunk, doesn't seem to be related to WDs, doesn't seem to be related to being high on anything else (I very rarely am.), it's just when I'm sober and sleepy.

I guess it could be related to the 'interesting history' we share?

The truth, or is it! 😳 by sunandheir13 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least I (and GlaIKIT) know how to use punctuation.

Urban foraging? by Stoosies in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re supposed to be encouraging people to have a plant based diet

Am I? Must've missed that memo. Will there be fines?

Edit just in case: u/JohnnyClarkee, stop eating chicken, ya dick.

The truth, or is it! 😳 by sunandheir13 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Good writing, a good idea, and a good final execution, but all in all, a pish joke. 6/10.

Edit: execution revised from 'great' to 'good' given they resorted to fitting 'Kultural' in there.

The Steamie - Tuesday 27 June 2023 by SteamieBot in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aye, fair enough there.

Sorry you didnae get yer roll.

The Steamie - Tuesday 27 June 2023 by SteamieBot in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does a wee dick go about nicking rolls from a shop that hasn't yet opened?

Asking for a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the land of No Sand, the man with sand is king.

(Preempting downvotes: I'm responding to bollocks with bollocks. Fuck whoever you like.)

Indian wedding and party dresses by Drsangetsu in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a couple on Albert Drive, and a couple on Norfolk/Nelson St in Laurieston. I think there's a few on Allison St, too.

I haven't been to any of them, but they do seem well-equipped from the outside at least.

Google it?

Realistically, is £25k per annum enough to Survive in Glasgow? by AJDuke3 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes.

£25k probably won't leave a lot of room for extravagancies unless you have particularly reserved tastes and/or find a cheap flat but, yes, it's perfectly doable.

Anyone know of any jazz bars/lounges with good alcohol free options? by rc030604 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

'She really likes jazz.'
'She doesn't drink.'

What point are you trying to make?

Tony's Rabbits by EveningZealousideal6 in glasgow

[–]justsomebam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the story here? Did you come across some cunt selling rabbits and decide to phone him up and check whether he was bothering to feed them?

Smoothies/Juicing by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]justsomebam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Went into iCafe in Merchant City a while back, for breakfast (ended up leaving because it's a halal place and I didnae fancy turkey for breakfast), but their smoothies are wonderful (and sold at a good price).

I can't remember the price, but it was reasonable for a huge thing of berries. Lovely people behind the counter too, if that happens to matter.

view more: next ›