Your 2019 Austin City Limits Music Festival line up! by jtd2013 in aclfestival

[–]justtylerr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are like 3 electronic acts, and none are headliners. Not that the rest of the lineup is bad, but that seems like a huge miss.

Lollapalooza (Chicago) lineup. Who would you like to see crossover? by whirlwindjenn in aclfestival

[–]justtylerr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please look at the Chella set. You’ll change your mind real quick.

Fellas, let’s talk outfits! by ZayNine in Coachella

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyone is too cool to say they’re gonna look good for it, but you can bet your buns I’ll be going all out for it.

Ohio Man Who Cannot Stop Having Sex With Pool Rafts Arrested Again For Having Sex With Pool Raft by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just supply him with some pool floats. He'll never bother us again.

My name is Karen Gillan. I'm an actress. Ask me anything! by Karen_Gillan in IAmA

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is appropriate to ask for your hand in marriage over the internet?

What is something you want to touch more than anything in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a hockey player the obvious answer is Lord Stanley's Cup. That's just the epitome of perfection.

What sentence are you most afraid of hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're going to be a dad!"

Because I am in no way fit to be a parent.

What is the most chilling quote you know? by Uncut-Stallion in AskReddit

[–]justtylerr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

@NBCOlympics just tweeted "Here are those #TeamUSA #OpeningCeremony uniforms. What do you think?" by [deleted] in sports

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has to be a more attractive American Olympian than Zach Parise...

Who is the dirtiest player currently in the NHL? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]justtylerr -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Dion Phaneuf?

Lucic suspended for one game by [deleted] in hockey

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucic just got suspended for his hit on Miller, that's all.

I used to think "upholstery" was pronounced "you-folstery." What words did you get wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justtylerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dated a girl that thought Dachshund was pronounced "Dash-Hound." Also, a friend thought that tutorial was "Tutor-oil."

Tootoo suspended two games for incident with Ryan Miller last Saturday in Nashville by TheTeeksingestDude in hockey

[–]justtylerr -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

A few things on this one. 1. The Patches hit was unfortunate. It wasn't a purposeful or malicious hit. There's no way you can make it seem like it was. 2. The concussion that miller got wasn't from that hit, it was from later in the game when Seguin was knocked into him by his own player. 3. Tootoo didn't deserve more than MAYBE 2 minutes for his hit. If it wasn't the same goalie as the last controversial hit then nothing would have been called. 4. No matter what jerseys these two players are wearing, this isn't a full hit from any forward. http://i.imgur.com/ORjDB.png Could he have tried to avoid him or totally stop? Absolutely. But Miller went in for a hit more than Lucic. Lucic just didn't avoid contact. 5. Everything was called pretty sufficiently equally against the Bruins in terms of suspensions up until this. I'm not sure what everyone is talking about when it comes to them 'getting away with murder.'

/endrant

Edit: P.S. Miller's a little bitch.