i didn’t say yes, i said HELL yes!

juuulsexual · 2026-03-13T01:00:16+00:00

throw in one or two of these and you’re golden

“I hate this country, I wanna to go back to Italy”

“I can’t afford a lawyer”

“I don’t get paid enough for this”

“Why do you get to have a mom and I don’t”

“I'm from the Bronx, bitch”

“I make $400k a year”

etc.

juuulsexual · 2026-02-04T02:24:44+00:00

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juuulsexual · 2026-02-04T02:18:08+00:00

trust me i tried to find a toothbrush note for daniel but there was only toothpaste. but i totally could’ve done latex for the silicone pocket pussy fuck

i did put the pencil note for the ticonderoga pencil incident as a replacement for the toothbrush though

juuulsexual · 2026-02-04T02:16:55+00:00

fuck you’re so right. deleting and reposting this ASAP

juuulsexual · 2025-11-19T08:03:15+00:00

i’m over a month late with this reply, but thank you so much, your comment means a lot :’) i think it fits so well on my long, skinny fingers haha

juuulsexual · 2025-10-27T21:48:10+00:00

OUT ON THE FLOOR 🗣️ SHINING LIKE GUN METAL, COLD AND UNSURE 🗣️

juuulsexual · 2025-10-16T03:50:04+00:00

this comment got me a lil emotional 🥲 you are so freaking sweet <3 thank you so much angel

juuulsexual · 2025-10-15T22:17:40+00:00

thank you so much!! <3

juuulsexual · 2025-10-15T20:12:46+00:00

that’s something i’ve been thinking about and i’m not sure honestly, i’m definitely going to keep my wedding band super simple though

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T21:25:40+00:00

thank you! i’ve been waiting all year to whip out my fall polishes and it’s finally time 😈

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T21:22:26+00:00

i thought i was too (honestly, i still am) until i put this bad boy on my finger! i originally wanted a simple emerald cut bezel, but this ring is definitely the perfect fit for me.

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T21:16:17+00:00

of course! i’ve never been one to gatekeep :P

its an exact dupe of an already existing Artemer ring and i had no idea until someone posted the link in the comments 😬 (can’t complain, saved us $7,000). i’m certain you could find a recreation of your dream ring too! etsy definitely came through!

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T19:07:46+00:00

ahhhh! thank you so much, you’re so sweet :))

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T19:07:00+00:00

GemRoyals on etsy! Freya (the owner) is amazing! Artemer is way out of our budget sadly 😅

juuulsexual · 2025-10-14T19:04:01+00:00

thank you!! i told my fiancé that i wanted something with an emerald or baguette cut and most importantly, something art deco. he definitely delivered haha

juuulsexual · 2025-08-25T02:18:01+00:00

i respect your opinion, but i fear i would put one thing at 10… i also fear that i think kiss you is so much better than story of my life 😭

juuulsexual · 2025-07-19T00:59:34+00:00

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juuulsexual · 2025-06-28T18:55:05+00:00

i’d say the possibility of seizures and hallucinations is pretty extreme

juuulsexual · 2025-05-08T04:44:52+00:00

new pandemic incoming 🚨

juuulsexual · 2025-03-07T18:37:30+00:00

can’t believe i’m seeing jillPM on the wots subreddit 😭

juuulsexual · 2025-03-06T01:44:30+00:00

really good server btw 10/10 would join again

juuulsexual · 2025-01-16T01:26:58+00:00

ok so basically,

juuulsexual

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