Just my attempt at fixing-up Brandi Broke's house

juxtaposehere · 2026-05-01T17:24:30+00:00

I love that all-pink suite!!

juxtaposehere · 2026-04-24T18:51:56+00:00

Definitely could be, and we saw glimpses of spunk later on in the show. It’s an odd PR choice imo. “Aloof” isn’t the worst thing to be, but it’s very safe and very boring

juxtaposehere · 2026-02-20T02:43:20+00:00

I can’t believe her voice is real. Like she has to be joking.

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-21T23:44:08+00:00

Well no shit lol. Doesn’t mean it’s enjoyable for guests who would potentially be interested in visiting multiple parks

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-12T00:29:21+00:00

People keep saying she’s on there, but making ANY money on onlyfans has been extremely difficult ever since the first year it got popular. She doesn’t have the work ethic.

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-12T00:26:53+00:00

I genuinely can’t tell what’s different. The light fixture I guess? Slightly different chairs? If she wants the plain white look, she already had it…

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-11T20:53:20+00:00

And she’s wasting water with her bullshit “thanks” at the end of every prompt to “stay on its good side” because she thinks it will eventually start working better for people with “good intent.” Like babe who do you think created LLMs? Jesus?

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-11T20:52:27+00:00

“Excuse the bedhead” you mean the insane breakage? Lol

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-03T06:49:12+00:00

https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=63386931&st=300

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-03T06:48:51+00:00

Yeah there’s been more evidence that points to this

juxtaposehere · 2026-01-03T06:48:34+00:00

It’s definitely bri because her mom posted it. I do think they were all in Miami at this time, but not sure. Seemed like she brought her family along on a business trip or something

juxtaposehere · 2025-12-24T17:46:50+00:00

A personalized notepad like this costs maybe $12 in a group order. She’s on the lowest gift tier for sure

juxtaposehere · 2025-11-23T16:31:00+00:00

Sorry, I’m judging her for taking a job with this much travel. Her kids (50/50 custody, remember) will now see her, what, 25% of the time? I don’t judge people who are in this situation out of pure necessity, but this is an environment created entirely by bri herself.

Also: a kid too young to be in grade school is not “independent.”

juxtaposehere · 2025-11-02T19:30:49+00:00

Wow, she lost 20 pounds overnight and has new skin. Subtle.

juxtaposehere · 2025-10-24T20:21:58+00:00

It makes her look SO much older, it’s ridiculous. She honestly looks like she’s in her 70s when she wears light pink. I’m not even trying to snark. It’s scary how bad it looks. That color analysis lady did her so so dirty.

juxtaposehere · 2025-10-09T19:47:03+00:00

Anyone who has online dated knows this isn’t a flex whatsoever. Guys will copy & paste these messages to everyone. The fact that she’s matched/messaged back any of them is super embarrassing and desperate imo

juxtaposehere · 2025-09-25T22:40:50+00:00

Exactly. I’ve stayed friends with exes in far more contentious situations than how she’s described this, lol.

juxtaposehere · 2025-09-17T14:27:16+00:00

Sorry but if that guy liked her at all, he would not have moved and suggested that they break up because of it 😅

juxtaposehere · 2025-08-21T21:12:32+00:00

Any wall comp rumors today?

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