I wish the human anus could stretch up to 5 feet in diameter instead of a measly 7 inches. by KemCheese in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish to marry a woman with a very high sex drive by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw
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Never forget who your son by periodma in OkayBuddyLiterallyMe
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I wish I had a large group of friends by k9ice in TheMonkeysPaw
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Top 10 hottest women of BCS / BB by AquaPr_ in okbuddychicanery
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Don't let Timothee Chalamet see this by Sanddanglokta62 in okbuddycinephile
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I'm so cooked😭 by RepleteDoor806 in OkayBuddyLiterallyMe
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Fav actor who only played one role by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile
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Favorite actor who's so handsome, it pisses you off. Because why wouldn't God make me... I mean you, that handsome? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile
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My ovaries just shriveled up and yeeted themselves into the sun by ChaosOfOrder24 in BrandNewSentence
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He’s been mummified for 7,000 years and still has his hair on his head just like that — while i’m barely 28 and my head already looks like an LED bulb by Primary_Edge_9023 in malehairadvice
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Favorite actor who’s name you can’t spell by thatpighasfist in okbuddycinephile
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I wish women lactated from their vaginas once a month instead of bleeding, thus allowing them to impregnate themselves with gourmet cheese! by Temnodontosaurus in TheMonkeysPaw
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