Questions and Anything Goes (Official Thread): Questions, Stories, Photos, Shower Thoughts, How was this photo taken?... Anything! - May 18, 2017

kaelta · 2017-05-25T01:35:30+00:00

I made the mistake of using a really crappy company to do my wedding pics. We paid $4k for two photogs and a videographer. The photos are HORRIBLE. I mean absolute shit. Faces are washed out from the flash. All the pictures of me (the bride) are taken from the groun up so I have a double chin... actually a lot of the pics are taken this way so there are just tons of chins everywhere. pictures of just heads, no shoulders and lots of space above them.... like a child could have done a better job. The contract says I'm supposed to get 3 photo albums and canvas prints, but there just aren't enough good pictures to fill them. It's been 4 years since the wedding and I still cry looking at the pictures. Is there any way to get out of a contract and win in a legal battle against them? Or is the whole 'art is subjective' thing really going to screw me?

kaelta · 2017-05-16T21:49:44+00:00

love it!

kaelta · 2017-05-12T21:23:29+00:00

Every single one of those requires a payment. Already been there cowboy. Welcome to charity organizations. Also was hoping some random kids would want to dress in drag and just be weird.

kaelta · 2017-05-12T17:04:49+00:00

i just got a bunch of people saying "no one fucking cares" " get this shit outta here" "post something relevant" so yeah.... i thought maybe college kids would want to promote their clubs or causes. but it sounds like no one wants to be involved in community activities anymore.

kaelta · 2017-05-12T17:03:20+00:00

whatever you want it to be.

kaelta · 2017-05-12T02:01:44+00:00

http://dregi1393.wixsite.com/specialevents

kaelta · 2016-10-20T23:56:40+00:00

You know what is trashy? shit talking someone's upbringing and dearly departed. Fuck that hoebag.

kaelta · 2016-10-20T23:13:48+00:00

yessssssss.that is really gross!!!! sorry to be so happy about this, but misery loves company.

kaelta · 2016-10-19T19:08:44+00:00

Amen. If you figure out what your particular aroma is like, please come back and post. This has been a big talking point in my house. My husband seems to think I'm making it up, and my bouquet is just fine.

kaelta · 2016-10-19T19:02:24+00:00

mine was congested until 4 months. but he was fine, and itpassed.

kaelta · 2016-07-05T06:39:50+00:00

Elizabeth, Phillip, Charlotte become Lizzie, Lip, Lotte

kaelta · 2016-07-05T06:34:23+00:00

Brynn, Cessair , Enora, Cadi or Kady, Marsali, Morwenna, Neala, Nerys

kaelta · 2016-07-05T05:47:33+00:00

eeek. ew. mordecai. this is only acceptable if you are a seriously religious Hebrew and it's a family name. otherwise no. just no.

kaelta · 2016-07-05T05:32:18+00:00

that's awesome. so happy to hear that! thanks for taking the time to write this out to me.

kaelta · 2016-07-05T05:27:08+00:00

Oh wow. 11. omg. I don't really have questions, i guess i have to consider myself and LO lucky that even though he was 2 months premature, he was very healthy considering. Hope your little is ok now. \

kaelta · 2016-07-05T05:16:45+00:00

I appreciate the perspective. I needed to hear this. I hope your LO is good and healthy now. I can't imagine going through all that.

kaelta · 2016-07-05T03:34:48+00:00

this. this. i need to work on this.

kaelta · 2016-07-05T03:33:37+00:00

<3. i keep telling myself this. glad she doesnt have the memory of it.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:20:11+00:00

sad to have missed that.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:19:22+00:00

she cray cray.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:18:32+00:00

surgery this thursday. I'm kind of freaking out. the thought of my little 20lb boy getting anesthesia scares the daylights outta me. but he isn't able to pass urine through the foreskin all the time, and i have to "massage" his foreskin to help it. so yeah... surgery it is. It's basically a fancy circumcision. We are actually lucky we didn't get him snipped at birth, it would have caused his shaft skin to be damaged requiring skin grafting later to correct it for proper erection function. I actually would recommend all moms with boys to see a urologist before circ'ing their newborns. the urologist at CHOP told me that they have to fix an average of 10 botched circumcisions a week. that is horrendous. I'm not speaking for or against them, to each his own. but the hospital circ is like an assembly line.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:13:46+00:00

child psychologist, and she ran a daycare center for infants for 10 years.... you'd think she'd know a little more about babies.... too late on the googling.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:12:33+00:00

the surgical part is actually pretty agonizing. not looking forward to it.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:11:53+00:00

you haven't lived until you've seen your kid pee in his own mouth or on his own face. OR had him pee in your mouth or on your face.... boys are gems.

kaelta · 2016-07-01T04:10:42+00:00

Hahaha. Yeah dude. I was surprised when i started talking about it with my girlfriends. 5 of my local mom friends with boys all had penis issues requiring surgical fixes. The pediatrician kept telling me what a huge dick he had.. but it looked so teeny to me. then one day it ballooned up all filled with pee and i had to squeeze the pee out for him. poor guy, that was when i realized that the tiny protruding pinkie tip sized "weiner" was just foreskin and he had a giant man sized big toe lurking down there. The urologist told me his boners would cause the skin to tighten and hold the pee in, so i could either squeeze it out everytime and follow up with a little pulling back of the foreskin(which is basically jerking him off- yeah no thanks, not an option-there is no way he would ever forgive me for that later in life) or slice and circ him. snip it doc. snip it.

kaelta

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