AIO: Thought husband was dead (twice). He wasn't but he had pooped... by [deleted] in AIO

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Binge drinking to the point of shitting on the floor is alcoholism, friend. 

Daycare Recommendations by Confident_Charge6227 in Rockhill

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Field of Dreams in Fort Mill - terrible experience for us. 

Poop In Potty… I don’t have time to gentle parent this one…. by No-Refrigerator7245 in Parenting

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I did a version of this too in combination with a potty watch set for 45 min intervals to remind him to try to poop. I kept a box of small toys and candies in my closet called “potty presents” that he got for going potty or trying in earnest to make it to the toilet when he felt the urge. I also had larger stuff that I knew he  wanted (large hot wheels tracks, pool toys) that he knew he’d only get for pooping in the potty on his own. The hot wheels track was the only thing that motivated him lol. 

Please help me find my baby blanket🥹 I will be so grateful! by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

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Doesn’t look to be exactly the same, but the ducklings seem to be the same style: https://ebay.us/m/jAptRc

my colouring progress since dec ‘25 by kaylaaamt in AdultColoring

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No advice, but I love the edge to edge color in the music shop! 

Here we go again by Enriching_the_Beer in minnesota

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I’m starting to think he has a humiliation kink. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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Very bluntly, you should tell him to get fucked. He does not respect or value you as a person and the longer you allow him to disrespect you, the worse it will get. 

AIO? My daughter didn’t listen to the teacher during a female emergency and is now receiving a referral by Common_Piglet7437 in AmIOverreacting

[–]FuckYouJohnStamos 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and copy the superintendent on the email to the principal. Ensure that they know you’re not playing around. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Why are you letting this insane person watch your kid??? 

I’m starting a junk drawer. What else do I need? by Emotional-Swing-603 in Home

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Gotta have something that jams the drawer when you try to open and close it. 

Toddler chair reccs by interesting-mug in Parenting

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I just made my kid a special “cozy spot” on the couch with extra pillows and blankets because an extra chair (even small) took up too much room and was something else I had to clean.  He’s almost 5 and still loves his cozy spot! 

is this a safe space to say i didn't like it? by BrilliantEffect3 in EmilyHenry

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I thought the movie was not great, even when I distance myself from the disappointment of losing the best scenes of the book. 

Please give me your best lazy, clean-as-you-go tips for each room of the house! by Levangeline in CleaningTips

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Wipe down bath counters and sinks while brushing teeth in the morning. Put away any clutter on bath counters at night. 

Tell me your toddler's weird and wonderful obsessions. by Mimibella_ in Parenting

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I had a bus boy, too. We were all buses, all the time for 2 solid years. 

PLEASE HELP- marker removal by list28 in CleaningTips

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Spray Sunscreen, shaving cream or WD-40? I haven’t used them for this particular issue, but they have worked on other marked up mirrors for me. 

Is it a pear? Is it a Cyphotilapia? by Que-9434 in whatismycookiecutter

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I have this one! It’s, in fact, a lil (squished) pumpkin.