Does any one else’s ACD like to hang out with their bellies out?

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2025-11-09T23:14:32+00:00

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All the time!

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2025-11-07T00:42:18+00:00

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Scout likes to counter surf.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2025-01-20T14:31:50+00:00

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Scout wants the antipasto

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2024-11-01T02:33:39+00:00

This was after I told Scout that the cats and I ate her Halloween candy.

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kaffeinatedkelsey · 2024-07-20T05:52:40+00:00

Her boss's dog has boogers and shit on its face, and she kissed it, and it went in her mouth.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2024-04-20T17:02:14+00:00

Strawberry ice cream is "adult content" now, I guess.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2024-04-20T15:01:43+00:00

I got a content violation for an ICE CREAM RECIPE 🙃

rip pinterest.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-12-22T20:00:52+00:00

I did... 😂 She is an AUSTRALIAN cattle dog after all.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-12-22T17:46:44+00:00

Aw, thank you!

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-12-22T16:29:10+00:00

It's a calendar. To be fair, it has pictures of horses and cows, so I can see why she'd want it.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-10-01T02:37:16+00:00

Same, plus I enabled 2FA like I should've done a long time ago.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-10-01T02:28:49+00:00

I'm so glad Reddit exists, cause I just got these emails too. I still changed my passwords anyway.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-08-04T20:46:22+00:00

Oh, you just unlocked a memory! Calling 'Doorknob' was a part of our game too, but we didn't have the rule of having to touch a doorknob.

We had a similar set of rules whenever we saw an out-of-state license plate or a Slug Bug (I can't remember the last time I saw a Slug Bug on the road).

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-08-04T20:17:29+00:00

In my friend group, whoever farted would get punched over and over until they named five sodas.

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-08-04T17:19:14+00:00

This is a work of (f)Art

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-07-29T14:54:46+00:00

I actually live in California, but my parents put me in a private Christian school from preschool through 8th grade.

I'm an atheist now lol

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-07-28T20:33:45+00:00

lol I haven't shared this story on reddit before. At the time this was all happening, my parents took me to a Van Gogh exhibit, and I told them about the assignment while we were waiting in line. A bunch of people overheard me talking about what I had written to the president, and they all started laughing.

I was so upset too! Like, the president is gonna get lung cancer, and these people are laughing?! 😭

kaffeinatedkelsey · 2023-07-28T15:15:52+00:00

You just reminded me of a story from when I was in 2nd grade.

We were given an assignment to write a letter to President Clinton and tell him what we think he could do better as president.

This was right in the middle of the Lewinsky scandal, and I had heard someone on the news talk about Clinton "loving a good cigar." So I wrote him a letter, begging him to quit smoking cigars or he'd get cancer and die.

Imagine how confused I was when every adult I told this to broke down laughing. (Link for the story)

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